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jordanlund ,
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Can’t tell if dog or bear but in the end? Doesn’t matter!

jordanlund ,
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These are a few of my favorite things.

jordanlund ,
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“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”

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    Unfortunately, being an Instagram model was one of the first things cracked by AI:

    euronews.com/…/meet-the-first-spanish-ai-model-ea…

    I wouldn’t take anything at face value at this point. :(

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    “Trump’s overall rating was 10.92, easily the worst showing, while Biden’s 62.66 had him tied with John Adams. Some of Biden’s appeal could be due to the person he followed in the Oval Office.”

    Biden’s biggest achievements have been fixing the cluster-fuck Trump left him (cough - Covid - cough). If Trump hadn’t come before him, Biden would be seen largely as a placeholder President. Someone keeping the seat warm until the next Democrat can come in.

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    The infrastructure deal is largely invisible. The value behind it won’t be seen for decades and there will be years of fraud and abuse it will have to overcome.

    politico.com/…/democrats-shrinking-infrastructure…

    theconversation.com/1-2t-infrastructure-plan-offe…

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    Breed is an Olde English Bulldogge:

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olde_English_Bulldogge

    Basically using cross breeding to resurrect a bulldog breed from before inbreeding ruined them.

    “The result was an athletic breed that looks similar to the bulldogs of 1820, but with a friendly temperament, fewer health issues, and with longevity reaching into the teens. U.S. researchers have said the Olde English Bulldogge is a “viable candidate” as an outcross on which to rebuild the Bulldog; a breed that genetic studies have suggested is so inbred that it “cannot be returned to health without an infusion of new bloodlines.”[4]”

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    15 is a damn good run for any dog, bulldog or otherwise!

    jordanlund OP ,
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    There were puppy safe treats involved until he figured out which pocket they were in. ;)

    jordanlund ,
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    I had one who would bring home dead leaves.

    “MEOW!”

    “Yes, good boy!”

    jordanlund ,
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    He and his sister would have LOVED hunting birds, but a) they were dumb and b) they needed glasses.

    I’d watch his sister get all excited about crows… From 30-50 feet away. The crows would look at her like “Are you seeing this shit? Is she serious?” Sometimes they would actually let her get within 10 feet before taking off.

    I was like “Sweetie, if I CAN SEE YOU, the CROWS can see you…”

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    20 years from now…

    “Don’t forget that time you fell in the mud-hole…”

    “Mooooooom!!! Gosh!!! Let it go!”

    jordanlund ,
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    You know how babies love jamming things in their mouth…

    How will the average lemming, Democrat, Republican, American and non-American react when Biden loses this election?

    Every once in a while I read a new poll showing how historically unpopular he is. How do you think people individually and in groups will react to this seemingly inevitable (to me) result? How will society react and, if possible, change?

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    Corporate Democrats will be just like 2016: “How could this HAAAAAAPPPEEEENNNNN!!!”

    Progressive Democrats: “We fuckin’ TOLD you.”

    jordanlund ,
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    Because men are told that talking about things like that makes them creeps.

    jordanlund ,
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    Offering to pardon people who can’t vote for you because they are convicted felons doesn’t seem like a winning strategery. ;)

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    Freakin’ dinosaurs is what they are…

    I had a great blue heron fly inches from my head once, HOLY SHIT, too big to be flying!

    youtu.be/3NzAz6EsjiU

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    He’s beautiful, I get to see him in person next weekend.

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    And he has more lawsuits from voting machine companies…

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    Weird they didn’t ask about gun control.

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    Didn’t they do something similar years ago?

    Agreed to keep funding the military, everone else was on their own?

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    Surprised this hasn’t happened more often.

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