If anyone reading this lives near there, you should find out where she works, go there to eat, and just be the worst.
“Can I get a glass of hot water? Before you serve it to me, let it cool down to room temperature first. I just need to know that it was once hot. Also, I’m in a hurry, but if it’s not right, I will send it back.”
Also be sure to snap your fingers at her because service workers love that.