xkcd #2843: Professional Oaths ( imgs.xkcd.com )
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Title text: An apple fell on Isaac Newton’s head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true–the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious....
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Title text: In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively....
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Title text: A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment....
Title text: They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn’t charge me....