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RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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Wow, has it been that long since I last flew? We didn’t even have the hole, let alone the tail gunners. Once we’d hit an aircow or two we’d have swarms of them coming at us constantly, biting at the tail of the plane. Meanwhile the first set of pilots are being replaced because the lack of cow catcher just let them right in through the front windshield. Truly a terrible experience, 7/10 would fly again but only on sale.

awnery ,

don’t be ridiculous… wait what? pilots are being replaced! with caught cows! why argue!

jaybone ,

Cows are the new AI. They will take all of our jobs.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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Take your angry upvote and go make cheeseburgers :|

Though that does make one wonder… Cows with guns versus SkyNet?

kerrypacker ,

And you can’t even smoke any more.

ladicius ,

You still can smoke on planes. It just got much more expensive.

Daft_ish ,

Not if you only smoke cock.

bingbong ,

Not if the lookouts catch you

Daft_ish ,

Not if the lookouts smoke cock

jaybone ,

And then you can’t get on a plane anymore afterwards.

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