Zombiepirate

Zombiepirate , 10 months ago to Politics in Kids' Cartoon From Conservative University Claims That Slavery Was 'No Big Deal'

And obviously the only two options!

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Texas in [CNN] Texas is separating families at the border in apparent 'harsh and cruel' shift in policy, immigration attorney says

Your assumptions are irrelevant.

The law makes no distinction.

Also, why would they only arrest the father if they all broke the law?

Also, why is Texas enforcing immigration law when it’s outside of their pervue? They handed the mothers and children over to CBP, so they know the proper procedure; why should they be selectively enforcing the law here?

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Texas in [CNN] Texas is separating families at the border in apparent 'harsh and cruel' shift in policy, immigration attorney says

Your made up narrative is very entertaining, but you have no idea what their intentions are and the asylum law makes no distinction.

And again, it’s not up to Texas to enforce immigration law.

And again, why only arrest the father?

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Texas in [CNN] Texas is separating families at the border in apparent 'harsh and cruel' shift in policy, immigration attorney says

Why are we treating asylum seekers like criminals?

They only arrested the fathers. Were the mother and child not criminals for doing the exact same thing?

This is cruelty for its own sake. Texas isn’t supposed to be enforcing immigration law.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Texas in [CNN] Texas is separating families at the border in apparent 'harsh and cruel' shift in policy, immigration attorney says

More GOP “family values.”

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago) to Texas in [Texas Observer] The ‘Death Star’ Bill Is About Kneecapping Democracy in Texas

Well, I guess if the King of Texas says it, it must be true LMAO!!

It’s so funny that you think anyone gives a fuck what you say about who is welcome. Look at you, special little guy! You’ve got a VEWY IMPOWTANT JOWB to do, keeping us all safe from the wrongthinkers LOL!!

Can I check with you on fashion advice, too? Do I need to buy a denim suit to fit in with y’all good ol’ boys? Or are you more about the white hoods? Do these chaps make my ass look too skinny? I just want to make sure you think I’m cool!

What sundown town do you run, anyway? Nothing funnier than impotant little men thinking they’re big shit.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Texas in [Texas Observer] The ‘Death Star’ Bill Is About Kneecapping Democracy in Texas

Lookie here, we’ve got the king of Texas telling people who isn’t allowed LMAO!!

Like anyone takes the cock pretending to run the farm seriously. Puff out that chest and cock-a-doodle-doo! You look big to the other chickens, at least.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Texas in [CNN] Fourth bus carrying migrants from Texas arrives in Los Angeles

How do you know what they want or what they were told?

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Texas in [CNN] Fourth bus carrying migrants from Texas arrives in Los Angeles

Republicans’ only policy considerations are:

1. does this increase the wealth of the .01%?
2. is this a callous showing of cruelty towards groups hated by Christian Nationalists?

A ‘yes’ to either question gets rammed through regardless of anything else.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Politics in Ted Cruz takes aim at Barbie movie in latest pop culture misstep

Not enough incest porn for his liking?

Weird how Cruz thinks people want to hear his shit takes on pop culture and pornography.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Politics in Sen. Ted Cruz's Jan. 6 Scheming Exposed In Newly Unveiled Recording

I want so badly for this smug trashbag full of soiled diapers to get charged that I can (unfortunately) taste it.

He’s culpable in driving people to violence through his lies.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago) to aww in Please feed me eyes

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I had to draw your dog. What a wonderful photo!

Crossposted here. I’ll remove it with no hard feelings if you want since I used your photo.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Politics in MyPillow is auctioning off equipment after losing retailers

The phrase “did cancel culture on us” is hilarious to me.

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Politics in Why are libs endangering women and denying their right to privacy?

Looks like I slipped into bizarro world. Anyone know the way back?

Zombiepirate , 11 months ago to Politics in At what point does blatant racism become acceptable and encouraged?

If by “perfectly illustrates” you mean “bait-and-switched two situations that are not remotely similar for cheap propaganda to appeal to right-wing dipshits who don’t understand the difference between attempting to mitigate generational systemic economic oppression and buying an impulse item,” then yes… It did do that.