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agent_flounder , to aww in Disturbs the cat's sleep
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The restaurant owner says to himself, “ha, works every time,” walks outside, and leaves in his Lambo.

agent_flounder , to Work Reform in Hard-up this holiday? Amazon flyer tells workers to ask company mascot for help
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Amazon is asking workers experiencing hardship to write a letter to its company mascot, Peccy, this holiday season so “some of their holiday wishes can come true”.

True Christmas spirit right there. Totally not a dystopian shit show at all.

agent_flounder , to Work Reform in The 4-day workweek was a longshot. The UAW isn’t giving up
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Agreed. Sure it is nice getting 3 day weekends but I am not cut out for 10h days. I just cannot be productive that long.

I’m glad that younger generations are more about work to live instead of pointless live to work bullshit. I saw my mom fall into that trap. Not worth it.

I don’t even hate my job. I like it. But I have way too many other things I could do with my time and life is fucking short. Going above and beyond so some rich douchebags can get more rich? Kinda low on the priority list.

What’s the point if you work until you die or even if you retire at 60-something and only get a few years to enjoy the free time before you’re too sick or dead? Saw my mom do that too. No thanks.

Let me know when I can join a union. All of us ought to link up and fight for a 4 day, 32 hr work week and enough money and benefits to retire at a younger age.

agent_flounder , to aww in A way to beat boredom
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I feel like if they had evolved to where we are at they would just chill and all there tech would be centered around food and playtime. (Some tan parents would also be like “we got you this super expensive video game console and you’re playing with a stick??”). No wars or violence. Except during mating season when the males would rumble, probably in some relatively harmless ritual sport or something. Otherwise just peace and rolling down hills and looking around in wonder there in 'Tantopia.

agent_flounder , to aww in Spiders can be cute (Maratus banyowla)
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Ooh, pretty spidey!

agent_flounder , to aww in Spiders can be cute (Maratus banyowla)
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But…so FUZZY!!

agent_flounder , to aww in my girl, posing majestically, after rolling in a wild fox's diarrhea
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I’ve thought about this also. I assumed we evolved to be grossed out by things if they are dangerous or poisonous. The ones who loved the smell of sulphur or rotting flesh …didn’t make it.

agent_flounder , to aww in my girl, posing majestically, after rolling in a wild fox's diarrhea
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What’s it been, like 40,000 years of turning wolf into an empathetic, protective companion able to read our facial expressions, bond with us socially, work with us, love us, guard our babies… but we never managed to get rid of the “roll in shit” instinct. Darn fluffy goofballs.

agent_flounder , to Work Reform in One Mississippi
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Yeah it’s unlikely. Saving 1-10% assumes you’re making a livable amount of money with a bit extra, versus living paycheck to paycheck even after cutting all but the most vital expenses. (Ed- and not in significant debt)

Things were a lot different when I was in my 20s compared to now. A single job at an hourly wage used to actually be almost doable.

agent_flounder , to aww in This fennec fox kit is melting my heart
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I tried that but couldn’t make heads or tails of the directions

agent_flounder , to Politics in Mike Johnson Slammed After Admitting He Uses His 17-Year-Old Son To Monitor His Porn Usage
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Pounded!

agent_flounder , to Work Reform in Gen Z is forcing a workplace reckoning that should have happened years ago
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No almost about it. It is adversarial in a lot (maybe most) cases. When it is only, and always, about money, with no other priority the company has a strong incentive to screw over and exploit workers more. And if beholden to shareholders, squeezing blood from every stone is a requirement.

Chasing dollars sure seems to be at odds with virtually anything good and decent.

agent_flounder , to Work Reform in 'Wildly more expensive': Workers with in-office jobs spend about $31/day that they wouldn't working from home — here's what employers need to do
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Because I don’t have a commute at home so there’s time to make breakfast and lunch.

agent_flounder , to Work Reform in 'Wildly more expensive': Workers with in-office jobs spend about $31/day that they wouldn't working from home — here's what employers need to do
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That’s similar here. I could scrimp and get by for a little less but it is easy to spend $10-15 on lunch these days.

But at least it’s less healthy. /s

agent_flounder , to Work Reform in 'Wildly more expensive': Workers with in-office jobs spend about $31/day that they wouldn't working from home — here's what employers need to do
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Yet the same douchebag will cut costs in the company at every turn. And is probably cheap as fuck in personal budgeting. These people need to fuck right the hell off.

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