aww

SpaceCowboy , in It's impossible that they could hurt me
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The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they're mauling from damaging their eardrums.

RememberTheApollo_ , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

If they were bigger they'd get bitten off more often in all the fights.

RizzRustbolt , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

Snowclone ,

An apex predator shouldn't have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God...

luckymann , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

we should have domesticated bears

Kolanaki , in It's impossible that they could hurt me
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"Why, to better to hear your screams of course."

Etterra , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don't worry, I'll mock you with your funeral.

Sam_Bass , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp

theedqueen , in True fact

This is great. I miss r/kittykankles

Mwallerby , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

If not friend why friend shaped??

EvolvedTurtle ,

Came here looking for this lol

Zenjal , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

Haha i had almost forgotten that teacup storm.

corus_kt , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

I'll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

Username02 ,

They were cozing up to humans for the title of "ultimate hunting duo apex" but because they don't hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.

scutiger ,

200 kg? Try 800 kg

Anticorp ,

Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.

HolyDiver ,

sounds about the same if you aren’t American

Rin ,

800,000 grams

Anticorp ,

That's YUGE bear!

NickwithaC , in It's impossible that they could hurt me
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Moreso:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0231/6137/2752/files/bf-brown_1000x.jpg?v=1563922111

RickAstleyfounddead , in It's impossible that they could hurt me

These are actually Viking's pet

Beaver ,
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Cossacks like them too

UnrepententProcrastinator , in Happy good boy

This should be in the dictionary under bliss.

Viking_Hippie OP ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6f2a60e3-5399-42ed-b1e3-9c6314e6597a.jpeg

whaleross , in It's impossible that they could hurt me
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The irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.

Beaver ,
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But they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.

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