nope ,

C’mon, do something

Nounka ,

I’m torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.

3ntranced ,

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

Awww it’s retarded

Dkarma ,

It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

Worse actually,yeah.

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Selection is a very cruel mistress. It’s a case for genetic engineering.

shalafi ,

Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.

psud ,

That’s a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

TheOneAndOnly ,

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it’s starvation and eventual death.

Schmuppes ,

Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say “That lad is proper fucked”.

blx ,

Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

The_Helmet_Stays_On ,
@The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

Anticorp ,

Nah, it’s just very young and hasn’t learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

krotti ,

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

qyron , (edited )

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

Archer ,

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

qyron ,

You’re uploading that to pidgeons now? I’ve been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

It’s probably still young and learning everything doesn’t just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

electrogamerman ,

it’s the gays!

jk. im gay

echodot ,

Leave that poor bird alone

echodot ,

Yeah it is.

This bird you see, is real dumb.

SeabassDan ,

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

I know he’s been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn’t caught it. I don’t have high hopes for him.

danc4498 ,

I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.

saltnotsugar ,

Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!

zkfcfbzr ,

Kids these days are so spoiled

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