flop_leash_973 ,

Kid brought home dinner.

gregorum ,
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With deer come deer ticks

HappycamperNZ ,

Oh look, kids brought dinner home

gregorum ,
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That’s not a kid; it’s a fawn

HappycamperNZ ,

Ugh.

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gregorum ,
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With deer come deer ticks

gregorum ,
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With deer come deer ticks

Colour_me_triggered ,

Yay Christmas dinner! Also super old post from Reddit days.

Gemini24601 ,
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What? No! My child is sociable and completely normal. The child:

RustyNova ,

Which one is the child? ;)

Moobythegoldensock ,

Oh God. For anyone thinking of doing this in the future, do not play with deer. If deer get scared, they will trample you. It’s all fun and games until a 100 lb animal starts stomping your child into the ground. Even a fawn that size could cause some serious injury to that child.

567PrimeMover ,
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Growing up in the NorthWoods, naturally I've seen deer fight. They rear up on their hind legs and kick with their fronts as they come back down. There's about a 50% chance of a mama doe either doing that, or just running. I guarantee if mama decides to fight you're not gonna have a good time

tacosanonymous ,

“Can Billy come out to play? Also, tell him to bring some sugar cubes.”

Jerb322 ,
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And maybe a carrot…

reddig33 ,

And maybe some flea and tick medication.

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