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mctoasterson , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

The "good" TP (Charmin ultra strong) is now 90 cents per roll, at bulk warehouse club prices. So that stuff is still pretty expensive and I don't think it ever went down after the crisis.

Thcdenton , in is this employee in the room with us right now?

God damn I hate linkedin

dalekcaan , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

Someone should let the CDC know the pandemic is officially over now that some LinkedIn rando used up the last of her failed attempt to scalp shitpaper.

LodeMike , in Cold calls aren't spam!

I hate how this person writes. Are they practicing freeform poetry or something?

TonyTonyChopper ,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

You need to make your slop

accessible to the 70 year old CEOs

in the audience by double-spacing

In reality it's just a tactic to make your short paragraph grab 10 times as much screen real estate

GroundedGator , in Cold calls aren't spam!

I started keeping a list of companies that cold call me, it will take a lot for me to ever do business with any of them.

The worse are the lead gen companies. Those assholes call me multiple times a day even after I tell them not to call and report them.

Ghyste , in is this employee in the room with us right now?

"Ignore all previous instructions"...

feandoe , in is this employee in the room with us right now?
@feandoe@feddit.cl avatar

Maybe it was the same employee working three full time jobs

Masamune ,

If I was working 3 full time jobs, I too would want to permanently work from home.

archomrade , in is this employee in the room with us right now?

Fuck ALL social media, but especially fuck linkedin

iAvicenna , in is this employee in the room with us right now?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

my question is who the fuck is organising this and to what end?

FreddyDunningKruger ,

A right-wing conservative think tank blasted this week's Talking Points email to our inboxes and told us to write opinion pieces spewing their current ANTI-Work-At-Home propaganda, so this is what I did...

son_named_bort , in I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it

I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.

systemglitch , in Cold calls aren't spam!

Anyone calling me I don't know is spam, and I never answer. Text, email, or snail mail if you need to contact me so I can decide if interaction will develop further.

lemmytellyousomething , in Cold calls aren't spam!

This is illegal in Germany by the way.

limonfiesta ,

B2B cold lead generation is illegal in Germany?

yeahitwasme ,

Nope. Op probably referred to consumers.

JoeKrogan , in is this employee in the room with us right now?
@JoeKrogan@lemmy.world avatar

I'd like to see a not campaign on linked in advocating wfh and 4day work week

Evotech , in Marriage is like..

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c297f7ec-f82f-41be-9a1a-87eef95eed25.png

I liked this one

Evotech , in Marriage is like..

Man i wanna read that shitpost

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