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some_guy , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How to lose my respect on day one.

Droechai ,

Are your respect based on the ability to contain flatulence? You do you, I just hope that any lactose intolerant people around you stay away from that sweet lactose :P

ChanchoManco , in A good leader always farts first 💨

That's totally something Michael Scott would say.

themeatbridge ,

And in true Michael Scott fashion, below the veneer of inappropriate immaturity, there is nascent wisdom.

Kolanaki ,
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But then he accidentally shits himself trying to fart and you forget all about that.

slazer2au , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Is someone still running the cloud to farts plugin from the early 2010s?

ArtVandelay ,
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I remember it as cloud-to-butt

Diplomjodler3 , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Somebody may have been huffing their own farts a bit too much.

fckreddit , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I fart in my boss’s general direction.

Seraph , in A good leader always farts first 💨

Can you please just use the word Vulnerability instead?

bstix ,

Vulnerability? I thought it was about nukes.

regrub , in A good leader always farts first 💨

How much you wanna bet the author of that post also has a fetish for farts?

SpaceNoodle , in A good leader always farts first 💨

This is why I fart constantly whenever I'm in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I'm setting an example for the junior engineers.

Localhorst86 ,

Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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Broke: not farting in the office

Woke: farting in the office

Bespoke: sharting in the office

SpaceNoodle ,

#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.

tuckerm , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I was expecting the twist to be that fart was an acronym. Like:

Fess up
Admit mistakes
Reassess direction
Time-bound

A good leader is willing to have a F.A.R.T. discussion.

beefbot ,

Them who S.M.E.L.T it D.E.A.L.T. it!

EmoDuck ,

Fess up

I shat my pants

Admit mistakes

I thought it would just be a fart

Reassess direction

I should probably not go to that meeting right now

Time-bound

I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants

pineapplelover , in A good leader always farts first 💨

This is actually a pretty good post

Obi ,
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Right it's still reeking of the usual LinkedIn vibe ("my infinite wisdom will change your life!") but at least it's factual stuff and humorous.

Tylerdurdon , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I have noise cancelling headphones and am used to working mostly at home. Sometimes I wonder if I've ever accidentally ripped a doozy in my cube without realizing it.

some_guy ,

I accidentally hit my vape when we experimented with BTO at my last employer. Luckily, I was the first one in and the back door was nearby, so I just rushed outside to exhale. Vaping at home while working had become my norm.

julianh , in A good leader always farts first 💨

I mean I kind of get the metaphor and appreciate the idea of being the kind of leader that people can feel comfortable around, but there's got to be better ways of expressing that.

lastunusedusername2 ,

Farting is a metaphor for when you actually fart.

Gullible ,

Would you have read it all the way through otherwise? I wouldn’t have.

Zorque ,

Depends on how you define "better".

More polite? Sure. More relatable to a wider audience? Honestly, probably not. Everyone farts. And those who don't are dirty dirty liars.

Swedneck ,
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everyone farts? not anymore!

MEND BUTTCHEEKS

Sanctus , in Amazing attitude
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Sick time/days should not exist. Staying home when you or a dependent is sick should be the norm not the exception. Why is that such an insane thought? I fucken hate touching people's computers when they're snotty as fuck. Likewise, I'm sure they don't like me doing it when my own health is visibly worse.

Transporter_Room_3 , in Amazing attitude
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Am I taking crazy pills or are people actually saying this is a good thing?

Jesus fucking christ you people are so dependent on the system you literally can't even comprehend the fact that nobody should need to be working when there's a higher priority like family.

Make all the "oh but they're easy to take care of/if the person wants to work/the company is a good one for this" coping excuses you need to feel good about how shitty working lives have become, I guess.

Don't bother responding if you're going to make more excuses why "this is good/okay", you're speaking to a wall.

RootBeerGuy OP ,
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It seems a controversial topic, I didn't think so either but here we are.

theareciboincident ,

American liberals are so fucking brainwashed they don’t even see the insanity of their posts. You can see it with the CHUD brigade rolling through this post.

You know, it’s considered completely normal to take paid time off to take care of sick relatives in other countries? And it doesn’t affect their entire month of paid time off to use for recreation?

Why are y’all so proud of being slaves?

Sanctus ,
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Sick days shouldn't exist. You or a dependent is sick? Don't come in. Such a simple concept

Corkyskog ,

Don't be the enemy of better in pursuit of total perfection.

h3mlocke , in Amazing attitude
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Im so angry, you dang kids and your work-from-home! Back in my day....

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