phoenixz ,

It you just stop sleeping, you’ll be able to add 8 working hours per day! You can start at 11pm, stop at 7am and still have the entire day to work more at you’re job. It’ll add 40 working hours per week, 2080 hours or 260 working days for your boss!

It WILL set you apart

deaf_fish ,

It won’t set you apart because, Jeffrey who does half the work of everyone else, is really good at selling himself and kissing ass. Your boss is just as overworked as everyone else is. And it’s basically running on vibes at this point in time. So Jeffrey is going to get that next promotion.

Have fun working on the weekends and in a couple of months, working under Jeffrey!

Wrrzag ,
@Wrrzag@lemmy.ml avatar

Chopping up elderly people with a dull bread knife will also set you apart.

palitu ,

Set them apart?

winky88 ,

Set us apart

matlag ,

If you have time to waste posting such crap on linkedin, working on week-ends won’t make you a tiny bit more productive.

SnipingNinja ,
@SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s not about productivity, it’s about boot licking to get a better life for yourself, so you can get yourself a boot licker

5714 ,

This is also not about productivity because cramming in more work hours into the workweek and extending it will decrease the output per time, productivity, since there’s more time at a similar weekly output now. Productivity would automate or intensify work tasks which of course creates other problems.

ciko22i3 , (edited )

weekend

4 am

bitch i go to sleep at 4 am during weekends

JohnDClay ,

Just decide not to sleep! More money easy! Who needs sleep anyways? /s

Krachsterben ,

I work 4 hours on Sundays but get paid for those hours as if I was working the whole day. I have Wednesday off instead which makes grocery shopping much more enjoyable because the supermarket is near empty during off peak hours

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s all possible with a dash of cocaine and amphetamines … well maybe not a dash but a face full of the stuff.

Wasn’t this the logic of the medical guy who figured out that doctors could be placed on call for 12 hour shifts … and didn’t it turn out that he was addicted to cocaine and morphine.

William Stewart Halsted

FaeDrifter ,

I would rather not be treated by a doctor running off drugs instead of a good night’s rest.

viperex ,

Real life Dr. House

psud ,

We have Modafinil now, who needs sleep?

LegionEris ,

I work four days a week and take good care of myself. It sets me apart. Last I saw the numbers, my sales for the month were more than time and a half the second place employee’s. I am the stand out employee since my friend got a promotion. And I’m probably in line for the next one. If I work a fifth day, I have a mental breakdown. I promise. I Iove my job with everything in me, but I’ve never been stable working five days a week. I’m a high performance individual, and not overworking myself is essential to maintaining that.

Asimo ,

Not overworking to maintain high performance is something missed or not cared about by so many companies.

It’s like taking care of your chickens gives them a better life so they produce better and more eggs so you make more money. It’s pretty obvious you take care of those you farm for your own benefit (as the rich farm us).

cgTemplar ,
@cgTemplar@sh.itjust.works avatar

It will set you apart from the other doormats.

rainynight65 ,

In twenty years, the only people who will remember that you worked all the time are your children.

Gestrid ,

Reminds me of that song, “Cats in the Cradle” by Harry Chapin. That’s sort of what the song is about.

The dad never has time for his kid because he’s working all the time. But the kid wanted to be just like his dad.

And so the kid, when he’s grown up, ends up never having time for his dad. He’s grown up to be just like his dad.

p000l ,

But, but if you never leave work, imagine…

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@lemmy.world avatar

Can we name and shame? I won’t go on twitter or whatever it’s called today, but I would love to troll and harass this guy on Mastodon.

Daqu ,

There are not many multifamily syndicators with 50 million raised. You will find if you search.

iByteABit ,

What makes you think a professional bootlicker like him would even know about FOSS social media? He probably makes fun of FOSS every chance he gets

BilboBargains ,

It will set you apart. People will think of you as ‘that maniac with no life’.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

It will set you apart yes… Lol.

at_an_angle ,

It will tear you apart.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m so tired of the race to make the rich richer work cult

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