Luckily, we're on a website and not in Gaza whilst The IDF carpet bombs the piss out of that poor corner of the globe yet again, or in the MS-13 controlled slums of El Salvador, where physical safety really is more non-existent than clothes on the body of Sydney Sweeney. Words we're reading off a screen ain't sticks nor stones, thus it's physically impossible for them to shatter our bones into a gazillion fragments