I always wondered who cleans all the marker “art”/graffiti from those panels on Voyager.
“It would appear that someone drew what is commonly referred to as ‘cock & balls’ style of art on my long-range scanner console, again, perhaps in an attempt to achieve humour. I shall review the security logs and crew medical data to find whoever did this.”
“Acknowledged. And find out where are they getting whiteboard markets, it might be alien technology.”