Zehzin , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) I’m an anthropologist studying societal collapses like this one
I’m an anthropologist studying societal collapses like this one
Tar_alcaran , 5 months ago I’m a safety expert specializing in hazardous environments, like this one.
I’m a safety expert specializing in hazardous environments, like this one.
Zehzin , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) I’m a criminologist studying kidnappings like this one
I’m a criminologist studying kidnappings like this one
kometes , 5 months ago Computer simulations, like this one.
Computer simulations, like this one.
OpenHammer6677 , 5 months ago Oooh I’m definitely gonna use this: I’m a sound engineer, I deal with sound waves like this one
Oooh I’m definitely gonna use this:
I’m a sound engineer, I deal with sound waves like this one
papalonian , 5 months ago proceeds to scream
proceeds to scream
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cuerdo , 5 months ago I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes
I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes
Crackhappy , 5 months ago But you didn’t like it.
But you didn’t like it.
Crackhappy , 5 months ago I was going to tell you a time travel joke.
I was going to tell you a time travel joke.
somethingsnappy , 5 months ago You did, ans it was great. See you in 1986.
You did, ans it was great. See you in 1986.
Crackhappy , 5 months ago When you told me to tell you to not time travel, I never expected it to come in the form of a lemmy post.
When you told me to tell you to not time travel, I never expected it to come in the form of a lemmy post.
Crackhappy , 5 months ago Danger, danger close. Don’t listen to this duckless. You know what I mean.
Danger, danger close. Don’t listen to this duckless. You know what I mean.
FilthyShrooms , 5 months ago Where alt text?
Where alt text?
elbucho , 5 months ago A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add ‘like this one’ to the end, but high on the list is ‘I’m a neurologist studying dreams’.
A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add ‘like this one’ to the end, but high on the list is ‘I’m a neurologist studying dreams’.
topnomi , 5 months ago You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.
You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.
topnomi , 5 months ago I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one. Dexter morgan
I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.
Dexter morgan
csolisr , 5 months ago I'm a computer engineer investigating federated services, like this one!
I'm a computer engineer investigating federated services, like this one!