ember ,

There’s got to be an 800m wide jawbreaker

Hyperlon ,

That’s what Ed Edd and Eddy live on.

Bashnagdul ,
BaumGeist ,

“Hyperbolic” this, “logarithmic” that, I’m here to propose a radical new theory: all spheres are tasty, your mouth just isn’t big enough to have the right tastebuds for the larger ones

Rakonat ,

Found Galactus.

Smurfi ,

Devourer of worlds for the uninitiated

Hunex ,

Your mom!

^sorry, ^you ^know ^I ^had ^to

weeeeum ,

Ice bergs. They are kinda round (less so with larger ones) and they are freshwater so entirely edible. According to the graph the object would taste “ok” which is a perfectly adequate description of drinking water.

Ironfacebuster ,

We don’t know if the earth isn’t actually tasty, maybe the sum of all the tasty parts outweighs the taste of molten rock and dirt

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