Candelestine ,

Peppercorns?

Whole and spherical, not particularly tasty. Changing their shape via grinding, however, unlocks fought-wars-over-the-stuff levels of tastiness.

Please explain.

DumbAceDragon ,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

In their base form they’re an outlier. Ground up you unlock the full potential of the smallest spheres on the graph.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

You gotta grind them into smaller, tastier spheres

100_percent_a_bot ,

They just have too much taste condensed into a tiny sphere, like mass in a white dwarf star. Grinding them down actually extends their surface area and if you were to toss the ground pepper in the air you’d create a haze of taste that may or may not cause a burning sensation in your eyes and respiratory system

nxdefiant ,

You have me considering the flavor of Alderaan

randomaccount43543 OP ,

explainxkcd.com/2893/

Hunex ,

Your mom!

^sorry, ^you ^know ^I ^had ^to

machinin ,

Hmm, rabbit turds…

Ironfacebuster ,

We don’t know if the earth isn’t actually tasty, maybe the sum of all the tasty parts outweighs the taste of molten rock and dirt

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