xkcd #2856: Materials Scientists ( imgs.xkcd.com )
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If a materials scientist gives you a present, always ask whether regifting will incur any requirements for Federal paperwork.
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Alt text:
If a materials scientist gives you a present, always ask whether regifting will incur any requirements for Federal paperwork.