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Tesla asks shareholders to approve Texas move and restore Elon Musk’s $56B pay

Tesla board calls June 13 shareholder vote on Musk's pay and move to Texas.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/tesla-asks-shareholders-to-approve-texas-move-and-restore-elon-musks-56b-pay/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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I guess we now get to find out of Tesla stockholders are as gullible as Trump Media stockholders.

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So much for free speech on X; Musk confirms new users must soon pay to post

The fee, likely $1, is aimed at stopping “relentless” bots, Musk said.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/so-much-for-free-speech-on-x-musk-confirms-new-users-must-soon-pay-to-post/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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"Unfortunately, a small fee for new user write access is the only way to curb the relentless onslaught of bots," Musk wrote on X.

I am grateful to this monumental buffoon for helping me more clearly identify a broad cagtegory of bad actor. He's taught me that anyone who says "this is the only way to solve this problem" is an irredemable asshole who must be mercilessly shunned.

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The lines between streaming and cable continue blurring

Disney+ to offer 24/7 channels to play Star Wars content, commercials.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/the-lines-between-streaming-and-cable-continue-blurring/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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The things customers hate the most about streaming combined with the things customers hate the most about cable. How could this possibly fail?

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Sound familiar? Song lyrics have gotten more repetitive since the 1970s.

An analysis of 50 years of popular music lyrics reveals a number of trends.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/04/sound-familiar-song-lyrics-have-gotten-more-repetitive-since-the-1970s/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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Everyone who listens to a lot of Behemoth now realizes they're even more of an outlier.

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