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joshua

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Appmaker, tech author, cat lover. Gay-married (not to a cat). Northern-aggressing into the South. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Also, dirty jokes.

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Byeeeeee

joshua ,
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@georgetakei I want to imagine neighbors watching the wife’s angry gesturing at a pleading husband in the driveway from a distance. That’s when she notices the sticker and does a dramatic double-take before ripping it off and thrusting it into his face. The only thing they can make out is her enraged screaming of the words “FUCKING THE POOL BOY” before hurling the sticker to the ground, stomping back inside, and slamming the door on the hangdog ex-to-be.

And scene.

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