tacosplease

tacosplease , 1 month ago to xkcd in xkcd #2929: Good and Bad Ideas

Or by cutting it into standard slices. But yeah napkins and apathy work too.

tacosplease , 1 month ago to xkcd in xkcd #2929: Good and Bad Ideas

I guess because there is no crust to grab. Gotta get grease and maybe sauce on your hands to eat the inner squares.

tacosplease , 5 months ago to Work Reform in "Morbidly Wealthy": The world’s five richest men have more than doubled their fortunes from $405b to $869b since 2020—at a rate of $14m/hr—while nearly five billion people have been made poorer

Doesn’t morbid mean - dangerous for life? As in those parasites are looking more succulent each day. LOL

tacosplease , 9 months ago to Politics in Child poverty in the United States just more than doubled. You can thank Joe Manchin.

Right. But what were those 3%? He let us down on some important votes.

tacosplease , 9 months ago to Politics in Child poverty in the United States just more than doubled. You can thank Joe Manchin.

By a Republican who would be easily elected over any Democrat other than Manchin. Trump won WV In 2016 by a wider margin than any other state.

Only reason Manchin gets elected there is because he’s practically a Republican. He votes like shit but he’s still far better than the alternative. We need more progressive senators in winable states.

tacosplease , 10 months ago to Politics in The lights are flickering in Red America

I wish taxes and services were tied to registered political party.

It’s totally impractical but would be so funny for these fucks to pay tolls every time they turn onto a new road.

Need to file a police report for a stolen catalytic converter? No problem. There’s just a $600 processing fee to file that report.

Need FEMA aid? Sure. We’ll just look at the funds in the Republican FEMA account and the balance is … get fucked. Here’s your share of getting fucked. Have a nice life.

I guess in the long run we’re getting a watered down version of it. Too bad they can’t see it happening from inside Trump’s rectum.