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teft , to aww in I want a horse for my bed (maybe minus the manure).
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Horse manure isn’t bad. It’s fairly dry and compact in nuggets. I would be more worried about the horse piss, they piss literally gallons at a time.

teft , (edited ) to xkcd in xkcd #2946: 1.2 Kilofives
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🎶And I would walk 5 hectomiles and I would walk 5 hectomiles more🎶

🎶Just to be the man who makes up fake measurements at your door🎶

teft , to Photography in Moose
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It’s just shedding its winter coat. Horses look similarly shabby when the same thing happens to them.

teft , to xkcd in xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation
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You’d have to. Anyone who mountain bikes regularly knows how much work it is to climb some trails with 500% gear range. I can’t imagine the work involved with a single gear to climb on some trails. Brutal.

teft , to Texas in Severe weather in Houston
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Those “four towers” are actually the crossbars of the fallen tower.

Like this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/addd306c-c079-41ff-847a-0df2e52f0bbd.jpeg

teft , to KDE in how to mirror Windows alt+tab behavior in KDE?
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I'm also confused as I was under the impression that KDE's alt-tab already works like windows task switcher.

teft , to xkcd in xkcd #2925: Earth Formation Site
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We’ve done ~20 orbits around the galaxy since then so we’re way the hell away from that spot.

teft , to xkcd in What if you swam in a nuclear storage pool? | xkcd What If?
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I hope he starts making What If?'s about things he hasn’t covered in his comic. This video was essentially the spent nuclear fuel pool comic in video form, including the joke at the end about being shot.

teft , to aww in Aside of humans, turtles are the only animals to have religious rites.
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Him and Alexander are two bright spots in an extremely dark world.

teft , to aww in Aside of humans, turtles are the only animals to have religious rites.
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Oh, what have we here? Very well, let us both learn together.

teft , to aww in In Poland firefighters were called to a house fire. There were no people inside the house but there was a terrified bunny that the firefighters rescued from the flames.
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Don’t tease me.

For anyone who doesn’t know, Viserys’ death at the hand of Khal Drogo was inspired by Crassus’ alleged method of execution.

teft , to xkcd in xkcd #2908: Moon Armor Index
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Pluto-charon shouldn’t count since it is more akin to a binary planetary system than a planet-moon system. Charon and Pluto are so close in size that the system has a barycenter outside of Pluto. This means instead of Charon orbiting a point inside Pluto, Charon and Pluto orbit a point about 800 km above Pluto’s surface.

teft , to xkcd in xkcd #2908: Moon Armor Index
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This is not based on mass but on volume. For example the moon is only 1% of the earth’s mass yet considerably less dense therefore it makes a thicker layer.

teft , to aww in In Poland firefighters were called to a house fire. There were no people inside the house but there was a terrified bunny that the firefighters rescued from the flames.
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Actually it was invented by Crassus, Rome’s richest man, who was one of the triumvirate with caesar and pompey.

teft , to xkcd in xkcd #2908: Moon Armor Index
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This is incorrect. The moon is moving away from the earth and will stop. At some point in the future the tidal forces will balance out and the earth-luna system will be tidally locked. From that point on they will remain locked in orbit neither moving away or towards one another unless some other large gravitational force perturbs them (e.g. an extra solar planet wandering through the solar system and passing by earth-luna).

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