turtlepower

kde , 24 days ago to KDE

We are looking for a new set of Community KDE Goals to work on.

What should KDE focus on over the next two years? Are you ready to share your vision, time and stamina to push KDE to the next level?

Let's evolve KDE together! Find out more here: https://blog.lydiapintscher.de/2024/06/05/what-should-kde-focus-on-for-the-next-2-years-you-can-propose-a-goal/

#goals

@kde

turtlepower , 24 days ago

I just want to know why my calculator is dependent on a webcomic reader...

turtlepower , 24 days ago

There is a package of cinnamon graham crackers beside the plate. I would imagine the butter is for the crackers, genius.

turtlepower , 24 days ago

Yeah, they look like cinnamon grahams, so putting butter on them would make them taste like cinnamon toast.

kde , 1 month ago to KDE

In view of the latest news coming out of Microsoft...

Yeah, KDE's Plasma doesn't do that either. Your stuff is safe.

https://kde.org/distributions/
https://kde.org/hardware/

@kde

#recall #microsoft #windows11 #privacy

turtlepower , 1 month ago

Fedora KDE Plasma is my spin of choice.

kde , 1 month ago to KDE

If you don't use Bing with Edge, Microsoft will tell you your computer needs repairing.

https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/windows-operating-systems/microsoft-now-says-your-pc-is-in-need-of-repair-if-youre-not-using-bing-with-edge

They are not wrong.

To mend your machine:

1. Ditch Windows
2. Install Plasma
3. Your computer is ready.

https://kde.org/plasma-desktop/

@kde

A laptop running the laters version of Plasma, Plasma 6.

turtlepower , 1 month ago

1. Ditch Windows
2. Install Plasma
3. Your computer is ready.

Oh, hey, I already did that! I'll have you know that once I did, my computer was no longer broken and my life changed— Colors became more vivid. Birdsong sounds sweeter. Food tastes better. My wife got even hotter. And I even discovered the secret to nuclear fusion!

Joking aside, ever since switching to Linux, my machine had never run better.