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uhmbah , to Men's Liberation in TIL The US government runs an official dad joke database

We should feel duty bound to copy those jokes into this thread as backup:

Did you hear the one about the Ballerina Debate Team?

They always stay on point.

meyotch , to Men's Liberation in TIL The US government runs an official dad joke database

I’m proud that my tax dollars fund this, seriously. Frankly it probably costs very little. Someone probably has to read and approve the submissions.

How else would I know where a fancy cat goes to the bathroom?

lars ,

proud that my tax dollars fund this

It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.

Hobbes , to Men's Liberation in TIL The US government runs an official dad joke database

*dadabase

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