lars

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lars ,

Since I read that number for the first time last month, I’ve been wondering which seems wilder to a Hindu: monotheists or atheists?

lars ,

Does Christian monotheism exist? A majority (?!) of Americans believe there is a Devil.

lars ,

That. Book. Is. Fire.

lars ,

Sounds like a god. Even if they’d sniff at it.

So do angels.

lars ,

I want to believe this, so—unlike monotheists in such a situation—I am suspicious of the answer

lars ,

I used to have a president who bragged about how humble they were

lars ,

Anglo-language conversations plus Franco-vocabulary utilization, remains a veritable trick code

De rien

lars ,

Joseph Justus Scaliger said something similar about Basque in the 17th century:

C’eſt un langage eſtrange que le Baſque… On dit, qu’ils s’entendent, je n’en crois rien

Basque is a strange language… It is said that they understand one another, but I don't believe any of it.

lars ,

This is the best fox segment I’ve ever seen on tv

lars ,

I want a dog to care about me more than I think they do. But their facial expressions almost make up for it.

lars ,

Zomg both of my endorphins lit right up watching this 🥰

lars ,

Wouldn’t it have been funny if someone said

totally became

Shoutout to someone I heard saying

lars ,

2017 was the first one where I could notice it but coverage was at only like 40% in my area. The shadows were by far the most hallucinogenic thing I have seen sober. Especially on the tree leaves in the breeze? Magic.

I haaaaaaate that I’m at literally 91% for 2024 with intermittent clouds.

lars ,

There were some 20th-century summers where Quillayute didn’t reach 80° F/27° C all year long.

mapache , to Random
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I made this meme for a post in another social network, and I will throw it here.

@memes

lars ,

It was this garbage social network that awesome a decade ago. It tripped over itself and the tyrant running the place made decisions including shooting himself in the foot. Very nice guy, if you’re his banker. Anywho I recognize it from the alien in the middle.

Jk idk what that is either.

lars ,

Christ my overly expressive face makes me wonder how the hell my ancestors decided they needed all this spoken language stuff at all.

lars ,

They found mine and now my emails to them bounce

lars , 

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</span><span style="color:#323232;">  sed 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    -e </span><span style="color:#183691;">'s/scam/once in a lifetime opportunity, which to not take would be stupid. (not to (take))/g' </span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    -- 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    ./scam.eml 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">></span><span style="color:#323232;">./not_a_scam,_y’all.eml
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lars ,

miss

It’s called dodged. Like a bullet.

lars ,

Holy Christ in the bloody sky. I hate odontophagia. I fear it.

lars ,

If you knew a lot less, you would dive right in. 😊 I know those people.

lars ,

proud that my tax dollars fund this

It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.

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