In the unimaginably vast and vacant void, a single plain white half-dome radio drifts, aimlessly.
The eons stretch onward, silence fills the universe.
When the last vestiges of everything have finally ceased, and the universe at last becomes one with nothing, a single, dim, red light inexplicably flickers to life.
A speaker crackles to life, a soft but angry voice emanating from within and stretching across the abyss.