klemptor ,

He full of grace

With inquisitive face

Such elegant styling

Dapper and beguiling

But watch out for rear parts

'Cause he got stinky farts

WhippetBowie OP ,

You’ve perfectly captured Bowie in verse

soupspoon ,

Way to call out that poor, innocent pooch!

FuglyDuck ,
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It was definitely the spouse.

They always blame the dog

WhippetBowie OP ,

He’s a fart king and he’s not shy about it

Teal ,
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Bravissimo!

Bowie will fit right into the Fediverse if he’s into tooting. :)

WhippetBowie OP ,

He’s a tootin’ professional

Teal ,
@Teal@lemm.ee avatar

🐕💨💨

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