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Pretty sure it was actually food scraps that got ‘em. Scritches came later.

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So, my parents had this dachshund. Dachshunds are dumb, and will literally pick a fight with anything (and then run and hide behind you.)

One time I was dog sitting- Tootsie was just a puppy, it was wonderful weather for late spring so I went camping, taking her with.

Gonna go fly fishing and catch breakfast, was waiting for the sun to come up with my coffee and this bear comes up the opposite side of the creek.

Tootsie being the dumbass, starts yapping.

The bear looks at her. Its expression is “you know you’re not even a snack, right?”,

It looks at me. “You know she’s not even a snack?”

My expression is “I know, I know. Shut up tootsie. Yer a snack!”

The bear gives this sort of shrug I took as, “Okay. Just do you know.” And moved off down the stream.

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I dunno. Better do an experiment. Scritches and snacks.

(Oh they deserve all the scritches!)

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I’m a DM and I’ll allow it. This time.

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Gravy… and catnip sauce??!

You like hitting the sauce, huh? :)

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I feel like Archie needs an orange ascott. Just saying.

A very dapper fellow.

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Okay. This pupper is priceless.

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I had an Aussie shep whose definition of “with you” was “I can hear your whistle”.

If we forgot to tell her to stay with us, she’d range a bit further than we’d like looking for things to boss around.

Still kept her on a leash outside of places that it was specifically allowed (private cabin forest, for example,)

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Just bust out your own ‘nip and smoke it with him.

He’ll decide it’s so uncool that he’ll quit on his own.

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Just keep going. At worst it’s bonding time.

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first time was an accident. second time was for science.

Third times totally a party trick.

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Oh that grin.

They did something. Do me a favor and give them the best scritches and belly rubs anyway?

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Considering they’re basically catcalling each other…

Meh.

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That's one hell of a cute dust bunny.

Quark is a grade AA floofball. would you do me a favor and give them some scritches and belly rubs?

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why do I get the feeling, Radar gets away with napping during the work day, too?

FuglyDuck ,
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hahaha!

Give Radar a few scritches and snuggles for me. he definitely deserves them.

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He’s a good boi! That’s what he is!

(Also those ears! I love ‘em.)

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I think I need more.

(That is more videos.)

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Samu ❤️

@aWw

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somebody got told they were a goooood dog.

I found this old girl on the side of the road, her name is Sunny! ( lemmy.world )

I took her to the vet and found the owner. I also yelled at them for letting their old dog roam. She's a sweet old gal, and she shouldn't be out there. I'll be checking up on her. Thankfully, they're going to still let me see her, even though I chewed them out....

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She looks like a sweetie, thank you for pampering her!

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What did the Goldie ask?

“Why the long face?”

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cute?

@aWw

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Looks like trouble. And like they know they can get away with murder.

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Time Share Goat!

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It’s like shih tzu hot stone therapy; but also with calming purring.

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A loaf and a Demiloaf.

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Uhm. I'm just going to take this moment to remind all SyS Admins and people in general....

back yo' shit up.

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Meh. There’s much worse things to collect.

Skulls of her enemies.

Dead mice.

Dead frogs.

Dead fish.

Dead anything else that I’m missing.

And pogs.

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They’re not dead. You have to be alive first to be dead.

They’re undead. (Hehe. Lich kitty)

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I went with pogs, because I definitely spent far too much money on those things. :)

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Sent this to the GF expecting a "So cute".

GF apparently has prejudice....

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Apparently?

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They probably say the same thing about us.

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Somebody needs one of those giant bean bags

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What a beautiful giant floofer!

Do me a favor and give them the best scritches?

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excuse me while I send this to the GF....

I can hear the "ssqueeee so cute" from here.

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Oh, I did.

She insisted she does not squeal. (She totally does, it’s something like about her. It’s why I send them…)

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Baby otter in the cold water.

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“So… how old are your kids?”
“Oh, no. it’s for my pugs.”
“So. How old are they?”

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Very dapper!

10/10 would give scritches and belly rubs

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that’s fine. she deserves whatever she wants. Every dog has that one spot. it’s always different, though.

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Exactly.

This isn’t theft. It’d an invitation to snuggle.

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Pillow thief is now pillow. Problems solved.

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so, this isn’t a pillow thief.

tis an invitation.

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this humiliation is what causes the lobster uprising.

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Radahn deserves all the socks!

And all the belly rubs and scritches and all the love…

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Everyone is happier on a beach.

Except maybe a fish and such.

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10 pounds of crazy in a 1 pound bag.

It’s usually the good kind of crazy when they’re not picking fights with a bear and leaving you to deal with it.

I miss mom’s runt; she was always up for a camping trip- and a snuggle.

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Forbidden ravioli.

Also…. What sirsirsalot said: “they have legs?!”

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