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Somebody needs one of those giant bean bags

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What a beautiful giant floofer!

Do me a favor and give them the best scritches?

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excuse me while I send this to the GF....

I can hear the "ssqueeee so cute" from here.

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Oh, I did.

She insisted she does not squeal. (She totally does, it’s something like about her. It’s why I send them…)

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“So… how old are your kids?”
“Oh, no. it’s for my pugs.”
“So. How old are they?”

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Very dapper!

10/10 would give scritches and belly rubs

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that’s fine. she deserves whatever she wants. Every dog has that one spot. it’s always different, though.

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Exactly.

This isn’t theft. It’d an invitation to snuggle.

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Pillow thief is now pillow. Problems solved.

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so, this isn’t a pillow thief.

tis an invitation.

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this humiliation is what causes the lobster uprising.

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Radahn deserves all the socks!

And all the belly rubs and scritches and all the love…

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Everyone is happier on a beach.

Except maybe a fish and such.

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10 pounds of crazy in a 1 pound bag.

It’s usually the good kind of crazy when they’re not picking fights with a bear and leaving you to deal with it.

I miss mom’s runt; she was always up for a camping trip- and a snuggle.

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Forbidden ravioli.

Also…. What sirsirsalot said: “they have legs?!”

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Of course the cat hates it. Has a rep to maintain.

You understand.

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how can you possibly say ‘no’ to that face?

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My parents had a nutter, that, if you had an orange in your hand, would turn on the puppy-eyes and watch with exquisite attention as you peeled it.

She wanted the pith. If, you managed a decent sized shell, she’d nibble the pith out of the peel leaving the zest.

She wouldn’t say “no” to a slice, either but the pith was what she really wanted.

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They’re clearly masters of the puppy-eyes!

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They evolved social their social norms in a period that predated walls and indoor plumbing!

They spy because they care.

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Was that the Goldie equivalent of a mom using the full name?

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Gramps seems bored.

should maybe watch Empire Strikes Back, or maybe, back to the future.

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This is the face I make when people offer me eggnog….

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That’s just a waste of good bourbon.

FuglyDuck ,
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also a waste of mediocre bourbon.

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Goldie’s are too good for this world.

Just look at that face.

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and they know it, too. Look at that face.

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… that parrot has got more game than I do.

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May you be as happy as a dog with a stickbucket.

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I feel like I could get some great life advice from zero.

Give him some belly rubs for me? And ear scratched? And all the treats!

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Well, they deserve all the love, so that’s the way it should be.

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Yeah. Seriously.

Cudddle.

May I suggest WFH?

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You know, if enough of us pile in here… radar is gonna start believing it, too.

Another option might be “bring your best boi to work”… I mean, how can you say no?

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“WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THAT THING?!” (cuz, like, that baby looks like it just took a dump.)

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Baby either took a dump, is about to take a dump, or is hungry (which means it’s inevitability. it will take a dump in the near future.)

that’s just how babies are, right?

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4 cuties, one of whom is a try-hard rocking thst bow

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Why did none of my neighbors ever look that cute?

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you know… letting cats into elementary school… either seems amazing or like, a huge mistake.

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… the archaeology thing sounds like it could be cool, but why the heck did they do a pet?! seriously, go to fossil grounds or something; most places have something.

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“Uhm well, I hope you find lots of interesting, uhm, stuff!”

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To add; it’s to mask their own scent. It’s an instinctive habit inherited from wolves that we’ve never quite been able to get rid of.

By getting smelly stuff on them; they can sneak up in prey better. Most dogs don’t even know how to sneak…. But they still do it.

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Pup looks a little unsure if he should be feeling regrets or not. Dads like…, “relax, they love giving us baths!”

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