klemptor

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don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine

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klemptor ,

This is why sometimes dog lick my nose.

I tell her to keep her licker in her licker cabinet but she no listen ¯_(ツ)_/¯

klemptor ,

Aw relevant username

klemptor ,

Nightmare fuel tho

klemptor ,

Bowie just levitating like it ain’t no thing

klemptor ,

Happy howl-oween you hipster ghost!

klemptor ,

That’s Bowie’s entire vibe

klemptor ,

I, a human, can’t keep my hat from bunching up when I tilt my head back, but somehow Bowie can?

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Homeboy is definitely a sock puppet.

klemptor ,

There’s nothing more cute & pitiful than a wet sighthound 🥰

klemptor ,

When your neck has this much real-estate, you can get away with it!

Besides, Bowie is one letter away from bowtie, so of course he can wear one whenever he wants!

klemptor ,

I bet he was happy to get home to his handcrafted small batch cider and collection of vinyl from bands you’ve never heard of

klemptor ,

He is a beautiful very goode boye

klemptor ,

You hush, it’s perfect 😍

klemptor ,

Bowie’s got big glasses because he’s hoping for BIIIIG treats

klemptor ,

Not everybody could pull off such a loud print but Bowie’s got that next-level cool, he can get away with it. 🧡

klemptor ,

It’s so fuzzy! 🥰

klemptor ,

Bowie is selling his stinky toots in potion jars. Guaranteed to put the whammy on your enemies and a great way to prank your loved ones.

klemptor ,

Oh man my heart has been stolen!! 😍

klemptor ,

He full of grace

With inquisitive face

Such elegant styling

Dapper and beguiling

But watch out for rear parts

'Cause he got stinky farts

klemptor ,

Ugh she is just precious!!

klemptor ,

There absolutely are! Bring dat lil head over here

klemptor ,

🎼🎵I’m a Bowie whip

In a whippet world🎶

klemptor ,

Lookin’ slick Bowie!

klemptor ,

Stop it that’s too cute!

klemptor ,

Sighthounds are so precious and awkward! But please clip his nails, they can’t be comfortable for him to walk on and I know you want your goodest longboye to be happy!

klemptor ,

Plume est tellement adorable! 💛

klemptor ,

I have enjoyed following this saga 💛

klemptor ,

Bowie’s waiting for his oat milk cortado and he really hopes you didn’t forget he said half-caf.

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