Avast! When there be no way to pay gold doubloons for a thing, I sit patiently in me boat and save me doubloons for a chance to legally purchase a collectors edition later.
I’ve heard tales of lost shows found on the high seas, but I take no part in that, myself. O’course, I’d never judge a soul who did.
But perhaps all good sailors do as I do. Perhaps they he equally unwilling to sail the friendly high seas on a VPN in search of lost treasure.
Surely Paramount will make good profits on this twisted venture. Yarrr.
If ye agree with me that this might be, I’ve a bridge I been meaning to sell to an investor as thoughtful at Paramount…