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owenfromcanada ,
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Me: Hi there, I’d like to apply for a loan for a new restaurant.

Bank: Okay, so you have a business plan?

Me: Yes, here it is.

Bank: Hmm… it says here under employee compensation, “slaves LOL” - what does that mean?

Me: Oh, haha, I’m gonna pay them pretty much nothing.

Bank: …get out of my bank.

Why do we accept shitty business plans that would otherwise get laughed at?

orrk ,

if you could show the bank you could get away with it they would be more than happy to fund you

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