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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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Found feels like a stretch, seems like NY cats have worked out that those poles are a taxi service just for them, so they just look for their pole and wait till their chauffeur to arrive.

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ROOOAAAARAAAAAAHHHHAAHHHHWTFFF

ElBarto ,
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Reminds me of this video of someone trying to clean their enclosure.

ElBarto ,
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That’s why pigs are cool, they’re tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you’ve got an enemy to deal with, they’ll make them disappear for you and they won’t say a thing to anyone.

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but they taste soooo fucking good, like every other animal sucks in comparison to pigs, that’s how good they are, they deserve to be pampered and not have to want for anything in life before I eat them up.

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This is a perfect picture.

ElBarto ,
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Man I love videos of gorillas walking around like humans. The best are the ones just going on a stroll, they always look posh.

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loony tunes theme song plays

ElBarto ,
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I dunno, drugs are pretty good at doing that.

Bill Maher postpones return to the air, the latest TV host to balk at working during writers strike ( apnews.com )

Bill Maher has delayed returning to his HBO talk show during the ongoing strike by writers and actors, a decision that follows similar pauses over the weekend by “The Drew Barrymore Show,” “The Talk” and “The Jennifer Hudson Show.”...

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Ohh no, poor Bill can’t sit there smelling his own shit on TV.

ElBarto , (edited )
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A devastating financial blow, to our yearly bonuses.

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