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FuglyDuck , 9 hours ago to aww in My dog rocks a bowtie. A face like that, you tried to rock a bowtie and failed, and pooch is just being a good wingdoggo and letting you know. Not everyone can rock a bow tie… I can’t and it makes me sad.
A face like that, you tried to rock a bowtie and failed, and pooch is just being a good wingdoggo and letting you know.
Not everyone can rock a bow tie… I can’t and it makes me sad.
FuglyDuck , 3 days ago to aww in Cow sleeping in someone's lap. I dunno. Better do an experiment. Scritches and snacks. (Oh they deserve all the scritches!)
I dunno. Better do an experiment. Scritches and snacks.
(Oh they deserve all the scritches!)
FuglyDuck , 4 days ago to aww in Cow sleeping in someone's lap. So, my parents had this dachshund. Dachshunds are dumb, and will literally pick a fight with anything (and then run and hide behind you.) One time I was dog sitting- Tootsie was just a puppy, it was wonderful weather for late spring so I went camping, taking her with. Gonna go fly fishing and catch breakfast, was waiting for the sun to come up with my coffee and this bear comes up the opposite side of the creek. Tootsie being the dumbass, starts yapping. The bear looks at her. Its expression is “you know you’re not even a snack, right?”, It looks at me. “You know she’s not even a snack?” My expression is “I know, I know. Shut up tootsie. Yer a snack!” The bear gives this sort of shrug I took as, “Okay. Just do you know.” And moved off down the stream.
So, my parents had this dachshund. Dachshunds are dumb, and will literally pick a fight with anything (and then run and hide behind you.)
One time I was dog sitting- Tootsie was just a puppy, it was wonderful weather for late spring so I went camping, taking her with.
Gonna go fly fishing and catch breakfast, was waiting for the sun to come up with my coffee and this bear comes up the opposite side of the creek.
Tootsie being the dumbass, starts yapping.
The bear looks at her. Its expression is “you know you’re not even a snack, right?”,
It looks at me. “You know she’s not even a snack?”
My expression is “I know, I know. Shut up tootsie. Yer a snack!”
The bear gives this sort of shrug I took as, “Okay. Just do you know.” And moved off down the stream.
FuglyDuck , 4 days ago to aww in Cow sleeping in someone's lap. Pretty sure it was actually food scraps that got ‘em. Scritches came later.
Pretty sure it was actually food scraps that got ‘em. Scritches came later.
FuglyDuck , 6 days ago to aww in What's for lunch? Gravy… and catnip sauce??! You like hitting the sauce, huh? :)
Gravy… and catnip sauce??!
You like hitting the sauce, huh? :)
FuglyDuck , 6 days ago to aww in SEEKING: Crew for subaquatic adventures I’m a DM and I’ll allow it. This time.
I’m a DM and I’ll allow it. This time.
FuglyDuck , 8 days ago to aww in i like to pretend archie speaks only dutch (i do not) I feel like Archie needs an orange ascott. Just saying. A very dapper fellow.
I feel like Archie needs an orange ascott. Just saying.
A very dapper fellow.
FuglyDuck , 10 days ago to aww in Like a big, fluffy eraser Okay. This pupper is priceless.
Okay. This pupper is priceless.
FuglyDuck , 18 days ago to aww in New game! I had an Aussie shep whose definition of “with you” was “I can hear your whistle”. If we forgot to tell her to stay with us, she’d range a bit further than we’d like looking for things to boss around. Still kept her on a leash outside of places that it was specifically allowed (private cabin forest, for example,)
I had an Aussie shep whose definition of “with you” was “I can hear your whistle”.
If we forgot to tell her to stay with us, she’d range a bit further than we’d like looking for things to boss around.
Still kept her on a leash outside of places that it was specifically allowed (private cabin forest, for example,)
FuglyDuck , 23 days ago to aww in He’s so unruly Just keep going. At worst it’s bonding time.
Just keep going. At worst it’s bonding time.
FuglyDuck , 23 days ago to aww in He’s so unruly Just bust out your own ‘nip and smoke it with him. He’ll decide it’s so uncool that he’ll quit on his own.
Just bust out your own ‘nip and smoke it with him.
He’ll decide it’s so uncool that he’ll quit on his own.
FuglyDuck , 25 days ago to aww in Bird plays with golf balls first time was an accident. second time was for science. Third times totally a party trick.
first time was an accident. second time was for science.
Third times totally a party trick.
FuglyDuck , 26 days ago to aww in doggo Oh that grin. They did something. Do me a favor and give them the best scritches and belly rubs anyway?
Oh that grin.
They did something. Do me a favor and give them the best scritches and belly rubs anyway?
FuglyDuck , 29 days ago to aww in OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING. Considering they’re basically catcalling each other… Meh.
Considering they’re basically catcalling each other…
Meh.
FuglyDuck , 1 month ago to aww in My puppy named Quark! Sometimes charming and sometimes strange. That's one hell of a cute dust bunny. Quark is a grade AA floofball. would you do me a favor and give them some scritches and belly rubs?
That's one hell of a cute dust bunny.
Quark is a grade AA floofball. would you do me a favor and give them some scritches and belly rubs?
