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coldfish

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Local SF Software Developer, Parent, Sailor and Espresso Addict.

Parent of 2 kids with Celiac, so I try to post restaurant and food stuff related to that as well

Interests: #Sailing, #Angular, #SQL, #Progressive, #CityFamily, #Travel, #Celiac, #GlutenFree, #Politics, #ElectronicVehicles, #LifePo4, #Boating, #Marine

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georgetakei , to Random
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Well, that backfired. https://www.comicsands.com/greene-restaurant-receipt-trump-tips-2668541155.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

coldfish ,
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@georgetakei you'll notice that she cut off the bottom section where it says "Customer Copy" or "Merchant Copy".

I'd bet my left nut that she wrote this on the Customer Copy and gave a shit tip on the merchant copy.

I'd bet my right nut that she turned in the Customer Copy with the bigger number for reimbursement.

rbreich , to Random
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TRUMP: If they can do this to me, they can do this to anyone.

Yes. If you commit 34 felonies by filing false business records to cover up election interference, you too can be convicted by a jury of your peers via the due process of our criminal justice system.

coldfish ,
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@rbreich and if you aren't contrite and apologetic about what you did, the judge will take that into account when sentencing.

although.... probably in this case, he'll just get a weekend of supervised TV watching.

georgetakei , to Random
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The good ole days!

coldfish ,
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@georgetakei I did that to a laptop after a net meeting.

It felt great, but I discovered that Laptops weren't made nearly as well as my mom's old phone.

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