In case you don't know about Instagram poetry, it's very memeable because a lot of examples are just regular sentences with random line breaks, much like this LinkedIn post
alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don’t have overseas help you’re at a disadvantage
Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I’m going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here’s a picture of a random couple I found on google.
In the spirit of the original reddit forum, I’m just pointing out someone who seems to be self-congratulating. It would be less “lunatic” to just do the deed and then not post about it. Your “Why?” seems rather pointed, as if I have some nefarious agenda against working from home.
Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a...
Alt text: two posts from the same person on LinkedIn. First post is someone dressed as spiderman lying on the ground in a park while it rains. Second post is an apparently naked person floating in a water body in a boat with their limbs hanging out.
Yeah, I was thinking more along the lines of how Sam Altman, in his now capacity as a researcher for Microsoft will probably not produce anything half as innovative as NeXT (even if just for the fact that their computers were used to make Doom)
Alt text: A LinkedIn post by a palm reader saying that he’s looked at the palms of many fraudists, and concludes that Ashneer Grover, currently accused of fraud, is not one.
Alt text: LinkedIn post If you really knew me you’d know I think oat milk is a scam. Check the ingredients - it’s oil and carb sludge, not worth it on a daily basis. Similar to applying to jobs online, it’s tempting but basically crap. Just because everyone is doing it doesn’t mean it’s the best or healthiest strategy....
I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it ( lemmy.world )
is this employee in the room with us right now? ( sopuli.xyz )
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/surazghimire_linkedin-joke-influencer-activity-7209045694303633408-y-I4
Leave some degrees for the rest of us ( sopuli.xyz )
This might qualify as Instagram poetry ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt: post about hiring someone without experience, but every five words there's a line break and then a blank line. Post ends with "agree?"
Work math [satire] ( sopuli.xyz )
I can think of a hundred bigger crimes ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.
Everything about this comment is cursed ( sopuli.xyz )
Warren Buffet in shambles ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt: I don’t know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks....
Thanks for telling me shapes exist! ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says “yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes”. Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.
Saying the quiet part out loud, with pride ( sopuli.xyz )
alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don’t have overseas help you’re at a disadvantage
Inflation screwing you over? Just invest! ( sopuli.xyz )
Weird flex ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I’m going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here’s a picture of a random couple I found on google.
I had ChatGPT write me a LinkedIn Lunatic style post about the benefits of eating poop
🌟 Embracing Unconventional Wisdom 🌟...
If you really thought this, it'd be company policy and the employee wouldn't have to ask. Faked for engagement? ( sopuli.xyz )
I don't think the lesson from this comic is that manual labourers stuck in dark tunnels have it just as bad as people interviewing to be salaried office workers ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a...
Not a classic lunatic, but this person seems to be doomposting on linkedin ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: two posts from the same person on LinkedIn. First post is someone dressed as spiderman lying on the ground in a park while it rains. Second post is an apparently naked person floating in a water body in a boat with their limbs hanging out.
Oh, okay. ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: person sharing screenshot from Duolingo rank leaderboard showing them as number 2 in the sapphire league. On LinkedIn....
If you have an idea for a company, make sure you start a completely different company first ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: start a services company to not just earn but also learn how to:...
Hey, who are you talking to, little buddy? (His last four posts are all like this) ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: LinkedIn post that’s written as if it’s an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause
So you're a veteran in your field? What war did you fight to earn that title?! ( files.catbox.moe )
Had a laugh when I saw this post, he was constantly defending himself in the comments as if the US army owns the word “veteran”
This might be a more controversial one ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: LinkedIn post comparing the firing of Sam Altman from OpenAI to the firing of Steve Jobs from Apple
LinkedIn, the social media for professionals ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: I call my bathroom ‘Jim’ so that it sounds better when I say “I go to the Jim first thing in the morning”
My guy has spent 600+ days doing one blockchain-related thing a day and posting about it, but it seems that he's still not quite sure what it actually is ( sopuli.xyz )
Day642 of 1000DaysBlockchain Playing around with GPT Builder quite a bit.
Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: A LinkedIn post by a palm reader saying that he’s looked at the palms of many fraudists, and concludes that Ashneer Grover, currently accused of fraud, is not one.
Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭 ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: LinkedIn post If you really knew me you’d know I think oat milk is a scam. Check the ingredients - it’s oil and carb sludge, not worth it on a daily basis. Similar to applying to jobs online, it’s tempting but basically crap. Just because everyone is doing it doesn’t mean it’s the best or healthiest strategy....
To celebrate the start of LinkedIn Lunatics on Lemmy take the top post from Reddit and embrace the investor guy ( rational-racoon.de )