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ipd

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Twitter refugee, cat lover,
humorist specializing in dad jokes and artichokes
There is nothing I'd rather make fun of than seriousness. Seriously.
I make things, and I break them too.

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Classy!

ipd ,
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@georgetakei
Vintage

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10/10 no notes. https://secondnexus.com/biden-trump-alley-cat-nickname?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

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@georgetakei
I would have gone with
“Liar liar pants on fire”

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You better brie-lieve it!

ipd ,
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@georgetakei
Once a week she buys wendsdaydale.

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I’m so excited to share that my new picture book from Random House Children's Books, MY LOST FREEDOM is officially here!

It’s a true story about growing up in Japanese American incarceration camps during World War II. I looked back at my own memories to help children today understand what it feels like to be treated as an enemy by your own country. This is a story of my family’s courage and the importance of staying true to yourself in the face of injustice.

Use the link below to get a copy from your retailer of choice today.
https://bit.ly/49urMeV

ipd ,
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@georgetakei
I understand random cat photos and random cat boxes. Plenty of those in my home. I can’t say I’ve heard about rando house kids. Usually kids are specific, not random.

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Quick, ask them why they're crossing the road!

ipd ,
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@georgetakei
There’s a car coming (the one you are in). It must be chicken.

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Do you think it's ginger?

ipd ,
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Nope, Fred... deep fred.

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Ah, teenagers.

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@georgetakei
literally..!

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Don't be that guy. https://www.comicsands.com/rock-throwing-valley-of-gods-2667166553.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

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@georgetakei
So wait, when did national parks attain personhood? Corporations, I understand, but parks?

Otoh, I can’t imagine how this would change the park if people did this over thousands of years.

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We need to know! https://www.comicsands.com/paul-giamatti-cher-keeps-calling-2667219863.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

ipd ,
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@georgetakei
What does she call him?

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“No, no. It wasn’t a question.”

ipd ,
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Her dog's name,,,, Is that Blue? or Blu?

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