orphiebaby

orphiebaby , 2 months ago to aww in What an impressive collection

I may be the only person who knows why you said that.

orphiebaby , 2 months ago to LinkedinLunatics in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

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orphiebaby , 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to LinkedinLunatics in I can think of a hundred bigger crimes

No thanks, I'm not gay

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It's a pun

orphiebaby , 2 months ago to aww in On an open, straight road, a giant tortoise can actually hit quite reasonable speed.

Somebody, somewhere, has put "memeologist" as their career title.

orphiebaby , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to xkcd in xkcd #2913: Periodic Table Regions

“Boron” rhymes with “moron”, but we can’t say that anymore because it’s politically-incorrect, so we say “special”. /jk

orphiebaby , 8 months ago to LinkedinLunatics in Is he serious 😂

Stairs are for healthy people.

orphiebaby , 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to Work Reform in McDonald's franchisee group says new $20 minimum wage California fast-food bill will cause 'devastating financial blow'

Go fuck yourself, world’s leading fast food restaurant and the inventor of the chain franchise. Billions served, hundreds of billions of dollars made, throws millions of tons of food away, and still can’t afford to pay people a living wage? Instead of eating McDonald’s, let’s just eat McDonald’s. Eat the rich!