orphiebaby

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orphiebaby ,

I may be the only person who knows why you said that.

On an open, straight road, a giant tortoise can actually hit quite reasonable speed. ( lemmy.world )

(Not my image, so I didn't actually measure this buddy's speed, sorry. I don't know where this was actually taken or what tortoise species this is. This may LOOK like a left hand drive country, but do the tortoises know the traffic laws? ...that's another matter, you know.)

orphiebaby ,

Somebody, somewhere, has put "memeologist" as their career title.

orphiebaby , (edited )

“Boron” rhymes with “moron”, but we can’t say that anymore because it’s politically-incorrect, so we say “special”. /jk

orphiebaby , (edited )

Go fuck yourself, world’s leading fast food restaurant and the inventor of the chain franchise. Billions served, hundreds of billions of dollars made, throws millions of tons of food away, and still can’t afford to pay people a living wage? Instead of eating McDonald’s, let’s just eat McDonald’s. Eat the rich!

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