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SeabassDan , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

I know he’s been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn’t caught it. I don’t have high hopes for him.

danc4498 ,

I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.

TheOneAndOnly , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it’s starvation and eventual death.

Schmuppes ,

Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say “That lad is proper fucked”.

blx ,

Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

The_Helmet_Stays_On ,
@The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

Anticorp ,

Nah, it’s just very young and hasn’t learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

krotti ,

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

qyron , (edited )

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

Archer ,

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

qyron ,

You’re uploading that to pidgeons now? I’ve been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

It’s probably still young and learning everything doesn’t just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

electrogamerman ,

it’s the gays!

jk. im gay

echodot ,

Leave that poor bird alone

echodot ,

Yeah it is.

This bird you see, is real dumb.

shalafi , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.

psud ,

That’s a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

uriel238 , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Selection is a very cruel mistress. It’s a case for genetic engineering.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

Awww it’s retarded

Dkarma ,

It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

Worse actually,yeah.

3ntranced , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

Nounka , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

I’m torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.

nope , to aww in Food doesn't crawl into mouth

C’mon, do something

MacedWindow , to aww in Owner, it's not me!
@MacedWindow@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, that look of absolute heartbreak

CowsLookLikeMaps , to aww in Owner, it's not me!
@CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait a minute, we can post gifs now?

thanevim ,

As a link to a different website, at least. This one links to imgflip

MxM111 , to aww in Owner, it's not me!
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Cats don’t have owners, they have support staff.

t0fr , to aww in Pet the hamster
@t0fr@lemmy.ca avatar

Almost looks half way to becoming a pancake

moistclump ,

Hamcake. Panster.

Papanca , to aww in Pet the hamster

Within limits; if they become very flat, you wear them down and clearly pet them too often

WalrusByte , to aww in Pet the hamster
@WalrusByte@lemmy.world avatar

Thinly sliced, deli hamster! Nice!

YaksDC , to aww in Pet the hamster

Didn’t know that boneless was a choice. ☺

Dremor ,
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Just ask your local politician 😆

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