moistclump

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moistclump ,

s e n d n u d i s

moistclump ,

Top tier puns throughout. Great work.

moistclump ,

Lmfao this is such a solid burn, which being educational!

Do something extremely petty like destroying an affordable housing program that otherwise has wide public support: Let’s say you have some uncivilized Council colleague like Tammy Morales who has spent two years carefully planning a program that cuts red tape for developers and non-profits who want to work together on building sorely needed affordable housing in Seattle – and it doesn’t even cost the city a dime! But you oppose it. And then for some reason that bitch tells the public you oppose it. Burn that shit and her to the ground. Show Tammy and the rest of your constituents who’s boss. Then maybe next time they’ll be more civil by not telling the public the truth about you.

moistclump ,

I’ve used this description to explain to people how I felt going to two jobs in a row where they promised the same thing and pulled it out from under me a few months in. I’m now in third of such role and we’ll see. My trust is pretty thin note these days.

moistclump ,

Shiny lip

moistclump ,

Air Bud Lite

moistclump ,

Sometimes I work Johns just upped the bid.

moistclump ,

Are we called crossers?

moistclump ,

Oh the crossword cross-er. Thought it was a cool new “puzzle head” term I hadn’t heard. Misread. I’m dumb at crosswords too.

moistclump ,

That’s why they use “oboe” so often eh

moistclump ,

I love the care and depth that goes into these explanations.

moistclump ,

Kinda ominous. But then puppy. But then ominous.

moistclump ,

Adorable. It looks like corgi software in German shepherd hardware.

moistclump ,

Baby Scooby-doo

moistclump ,

By narrow margin. Sigh.

moistclump ,

Well said. Makes me wanna shake em and say “it’s not about you it’s not about you it’s not about you”.

moistclump ,

Hamcake. Panster.

why do i constantly oscillate between having an a) intense work ethic where i consistently work hard and manage money wisely or b) pure gluttony and hedonism where i spend freely and accumulate debt

when i do A for long enough and my overall net worth comes close enough to zero, i switch to B and am only sometimes capable of wrangling it in...

moistclump ,

For real, this can be how bipolar shows up in someone’s finances.

moistclump ,

I thought it was going to be air bud.

moistclump ,

Nostalgia decor to the max. Only the TV gives away the year.

moistclump ,

❤️

moistclump ,

I’d be worried about going to the dog park and sounding like I’m yelling “jews!”

moistclump ,

Anyone wanna explain kafka for an outta the looper?

moistclump ,

Yeh this feels very iffy. Another way of creating indentured servitude to a given company.

moistclump ,

“I’m the Catman.”

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    “Here, eat this.”

    moistclump ,

    Can someone tldr?

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