aww

ThePyroPython , in SEEKING: Crew for subaquatic adventures

When a whippet has better style than me...

thesporkeffect , in SEEKING: Crew for subaquatic adventures

I don't think it's legal to max out both cool and cute stats. watch yourself.

FuglyDuck ,
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I’m a DM and I’ll allow it. This time.

SonicBlue03 , in SEEKING: Crew for subaquatic adventures
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Jacques Poochsteau

dactylotheca ,
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Dogues Cousteau

bionicjoey , in SEEKING: Crew for subaquatic adventures

Does he get a Glock? Or does he share one with the interns?

Lost_My_Mind , in What's for lunch?

Chicken! Chicken with gravy in a catnip sauce.

MightyLordJason OP ,

He finds that ... acceptable

FuglyDuck ,
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Gravy… and catnip sauce??!

You like hitting the sauce, huh? :)

ScruffyDucky , in Featured Story: Dory, the the first pup to be born at the rescue centre

Just keep swimming :)

PhlubbaDubba , in *chef's kiss*

Even bees will play with little balls! Usually by rolling them around and rolling around on top of them.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I need to see this.

general_kitten ,

Video about bumblebees playing with balls

blazeknave ,

Ugh the more I learn about animals, the closer I get to vegan

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Wait until you see cows napping in someone's lap.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7802a530-ed24-49d7-958d-ce790c74c313.jpeg

roguetrick , in *chef's kiss*

This egg tastes awful.

HotsauceHurricane , in JFK Airport. I'm not taking their advice.

Talks about the sign, ignores the fucking muppet on the wall.

Dark_Arc ,
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The muppet on the wall?

captainjaneway OP ,
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Dark_Arc ,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

I don't know if I would call that a Muppet but fair enough lol

HotsauceHurricane ,

Hey your username is rad af

captainjaneway OP , (edited ) in JFK Airport. I'm not taking their advice.
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

Obviously don't pet service dogs. Just to be clear. This photo was intentionally photoshopped to make it appear as though the airport was saying "Travel Advisory: when traveling don't pet dogs". As in, when in the UK never touch a dog. I thought it was funny/cutesy. I didn't intend on sparking a big debate about the ethics of petting dogs or the rules about service dogs.

Don't touch service dogs.

Pet dogs if you know them or are introduced to them.

Basic dog rules people. Teach your children

computergeek125 ,

I missed the Photoshop lol....

I've been through enough airports with that doggo profile and a similar message I hadn't considered the possibility it wasn't some new way TSA was printing their "don't pet the service dogs" poster.

tinyVoltron , in *chef's kiss*
@tinyVoltron@lemmy.world avatar

Future post - How do I get rid of raccoons in my yard?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It is cute for one blissful moment though.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Disagree with them so they take their ball and go home.

Crashumbc ,

Raccoons I don't mind, they usually are ok.

Squirrels on the other hand are destructive as shit.

Tikiporch , in *chef's kiss*

It's cute! I wouldn't make my back porch more inviting to disease vectors though.

PhlubbaDubba , in JFK Airport. I'm not taking their advice.

Don't pet dogs that are on duty, you're either gonna distract them from their jobs and dat makadem sad, or they're trained as serious doggo security and you'll be risking getting chomped

Fisk400 ,

That's not what the sign says. If you have to add that much information on your own the sign is useless.

Zorque ,

Well when there's intentionally dense people like yourself, sure...

Fisk400 ,

Signs are supposed to work for dense people or it's a bad sign. I know the things you said and you know the things you said but the sign is for people that don't know those things and for them it's a shit sign.

Pika ,
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I mean it gets the point across, regardless of the service dog or a pet(which shouldn't be in the TSA security line in the first place cuz generally airports will have a designated drop off or require Kennels) , in this case it doesn't matter how dense you are, it's clear: do not pet the dogs, if the reader wants to say that it means no petting dogs on the entire trip, the airport doesn't care as long as you're not petting the dogs at the airport, and therefor not getting in the way of procedure or causing a potential safety issue for the port

intensely_human ,

What if I’ve frozen the dog in carbonite, and he fits in my carry-on?

samus12345 ,
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The sign originally also said "TSA K9 teams in use."

11111one11111 ,

Hahahahaha if that ther sign says more than S. T. O. P. I ain't fuckin listenin.

ID411 , in *chef's kiss*

It’s because they love tennis and are looking forward to wimbledon

Glytch , in JFK Airport. I'm not taking their advice.

Be careful, police dogs are often abused trained into being more violent than they otherwise would be.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Why'd you strikeout the truth?

Glytch ,

To not offend America's largest criminal gang

Frozengyro ,

I don't think TSA dogs are trained to do anything violent.

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