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pomodoro_longbreak , in How about no
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This is dumb. But just to talk corpo for a bit (because that is the reality for many of us): early in your career, putting in extra study time (or just making time on the clock if possible) will give you a leg up for certain kinds of white collar work. Just because you’ll know more.

But doing work on weekends will set you apart as a damned sucker who can be used by others to make career moves. So do that if you want to feel someone’s pump in your eye socket as they trample you to reach for their dream job.

You’re never going to get promoted to an easier job if you’ve proven you can build like 2x more widgets than your co-workers.

You’ll get to a better job by showing up with your co-workers to the boss’ house and asking nicely.

samson ,

I’m lucky enough with my position that we have pretty well defined pay bands that mention our levels of knowledge, easily identifiable systems and managers that are basically expected to pay us to those bands when our knowledge increases. The one thing we don’t have is enough time to effectively skill people up past a certain point. If you can spare the time, you basically will get promoted. We also have a lovely flex time system - work whenever between 7-6:30 as long as you hit 36 hours a week over 3 months, never heard of any pressure to come in early or anything like that with it either.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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I love transparent / open books, and I bring it up at every company I join, but unfortunately I don’t know of any local employers that do this, outside of big institutions or tiny cooperatives. But I guess I can just keep looking on the remote job market.

Your job sounds very human! I’m happy with my set up as well. We don’t have a Clock so to speak, so as long as you’re available, make meetings on time, and get your tasks done, no one cares how you do it.

CookieJarObserver , in How about no
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can i also get my dick sucked in office that would be the only way to get me there more than 35+5h a week

5714 ,

Really? Wouldn’t a corporate weekend blowjob be kind of similar to the ‘Don’t organise-pizza’?

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who said it’s about one?

5714 ,

On the weekend I spend time with my company

Aceticon , (edited ) in How about no

Coming to the office naked “WILL set you apart”.

Punching your boss “WILL set you apart”.

Overtly stealling office equipmemt “WILL set you apart”.

Constantly bringing up the subject of your bowel movement “WILL [guess what…] set you apart”.

I’d say the quality of this guy’s advice is pretty well matched to the quality of the “argument” he provided to justify it.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey that’s not stealing, that’s taking

ShaggySnacks ,

It’s called my yearly bonus and or raise.

Aceticon ,

“During my induction they told me ‘this is your computer’, so naturally I took it home”

WorldWideLem , in How about no

“If you work for part of the day you still get the day off” is certainly an…interesting perspective.

BilboBallbins , in How about no

This assumes you have a 0 minute commute, so it only applies to remote workers, who are likely to be on salary anyway.

frunch ,

It also assumes you wake up and immediately begin working.

Lt_Cdr_Data ,

That’s only partially valid though. You gotta get up and get ready either way. I know some people don’t shower in the mornings and even worse: some don’t brush their teeth, but aside from the 1 minute job of putting on your clothes, you can’t count that.

phoenixz , in How about no

It you just stop sleeping, you’ll be able to add 8 working hours per day! You can start at 11pm, stop at 7am and still have the entire day to work more at you’re job. It’ll add 40 working hours per week, 2080 hours or 260 working days for your boss!

It WILL set you apart

deaf_fish , in How about no

It won’t set you apart because, Jeffrey who does half the work of everyone else, is really good at selling himself and kissing ass. Your boss is just as overworked as everyone else is. And it’s basically running on vibes at this point in time. So Jeffrey is going to get that next promotion.

Have fun working on the weekends and in a couple of months, working under Jeffrey!

Wrrzag , in How about no
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Chopping up elderly people with a dull bread knife will also set you apart.

palitu ,

Set them apart?

winky88 ,

Set us apart

matlag , in How about no

If you have time to waste posting such crap on linkedin, working on week-ends won’t make you a tiny bit more productive.

SnipingNinja ,
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It’s not about productivity, it’s about boot licking to get a better life for yourself, so you can get yourself a boot licker

5714 ,

This is also not about productivity because cramming in more work hours into the workweek and extending it will decrease the output per time, productivity, since there’s more time at a similar weekly output now. Productivity would automate or intensify work tasks which of course creates other problems.

ciko22i3 , (edited ) in How about no

weekend

4 am

bitch i go to sleep at 4 am during weekends

JohnDClay ,

Just decide not to sleep! More money easy! Who needs sleep anyways? /s

Krachsterben , in How about no

I work 4 hours on Sundays but get paid for those hours as if I was working the whole day. I have Wednesday off instead which makes grocery shopping much more enjoyable because the supermarket is near empty during off peak hours

Klicnik , in Redefining Physics
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This guy is either nuts, or a really good troll.

WheeGeetheCat ,
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I sort of feel that way about the things most consultants spit out during their ‘big vision’ moments. They seem like modern equivalent of seers paid to make the CEOS (kings) believe they can predict the future.

Difficult_Bit_1339 ,
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Big ‘Ancient Aliens’ Energy

ininewcrow , in How about no
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It’s all possible with a dash of cocaine and amphetamines … well maybe not a dash but a face full of the stuff.

Wasn’t this the logic of the medical guy who figured out that doctors could be placed on call for 12 hour shifts … and didn’t it turn out that he was addicted to cocaine and morphine.

William Stewart Halsted

FaeDrifter ,

I would rather not be treated by a doctor running off drugs instead of a good night’s rest.

viperex ,

Real life Dr. House

psud ,

We have Modafinil now, who needs sleep?

supercriticalcheese , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

Well the intresting thing is that one of your contacts accepted the invitation.

TonyTonyChopper ,
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could be that the friend was phished out of their account, I think something similar goes around on Facebook

supercriticalcheese ,

Yes possible, happens somewhat frequently.

One of contacts suddenly become an atractive looking asian woman and owner of some company. Both of which were extremely unlikely based on my recent conversation I had with him.

LegionEris , in How about no

I work four days a week and take good care of myself. It sets me apart. Last I saw the numbers, my sales for the month were more than time and a half the second place employee’s. I am the stand out employee since my friend got a promotion. And I’m probably in line for the next one. If I work a fifth day, I have a mental breakdown. I promise. I Iove my job with everything in me, but I’ve never been stable working five days a week. I’m a high performance individual, and not overworking myself is essential to maintaining that.

Asimo ,

Not overworking to maintain high performance is something missed or not cared about by so many companies.

It’s like taking care of your chickens gives them a better life so they produce better and more eggs so you make more money. It’s pretty obvious you take care of those you farm for your own benefit (as the rich farm us).

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