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generalEdo , in Maths is hard.

But does your money get naked and have nice breasts?

leraje , in How about no
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Nothing sets you apart more than sudden death via a heart attack aged 35.

killeronthecorner , in How about no
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If you lie to people on LinkedIn for clout, you can’t easily work an extra 600 hours a week

echodot , in How about no

Yeah but that’s only viable if you’re in real estate because those guys barely do any work anyway.

spacecowboy , in How about no

How’s about you take a long walk off a short pier, pal.

nieceandtows , (edited ) in How about no

If you work 16 hours on weekdays, you would have worked for 2 years in 1 year. You would earn twice the salary of the average person (citation needed), and will retire at 30. It WILL set you apart. It will also put you in a hospital and an early grave, but it WILL set you apart.

nieceandtows , in Genius

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

Chetzemoka , in How about no

Does this person think working shifts are just magic? You show up at 4am on a Saturday unscheduled and they just pay you with no complaint? People just get as much unauthorized overtime as they want?

I understand that's not the kind of work he's suggesting, but it is the kind of work that the vast majority of us do. Stop trying to normalize the hustle. We need to go back to RESPECT for the 9-5 working person and pay them enough to have comfortable lives

The_Eminent_Bon , in Maths is hard.

Not if you count popcorn costs

IHeartBadCode , in How about no
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

It WILL set you apart

As being a gullible schmuck who takes advice from opportunist dumb fucks.

glad_cat , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

Fake?

mindbleach , in There’s no way this is fake.. right?

Many scams are intentionally sloppy to filter out attentive or suspicious people. It saves time.

Tb0n3 , in Genius

It had the punchline I hoped it would.

OctopusKurwa , in LinkedIn starter pack

Can we get a rich douchnozzle to buy and ruin LinkedIn too I wonder

Sharpiemarker ,

How do you ruin something that has already been ruined?

TheDeadGuy , in Maths is hard.
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Ate the onion

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