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originalfrozenbanana , in If you really thought this, it'd be company policy and the employee wouldn't have to ask. Faked for engagement?

It really depends on a lot of things. I have worked places where there are firm remote work policies and ones where it’s entirely up to your manager. It also depends on the employee’s position and whether they require something only available in the office, like a VPN or dev terminal or physical materials, and whether they are expected in meetings.

drmeanfeel , in Maths is hard.

I know this is satire but I’ve seen it for real too many times

hactar42 , in Hey, who are you talking to, little buddy? (His last four posts are all like this)

Startup Enthusiast

Aka, none of my ventures have succeeded

TurnItOff_OnAgain , in So you're a veteran in your field? What war did you fight to earn that title?!

I’ve heard veteran teacher and nurse many times.

randomsnark ,

Honestly I think this is the point of confusion. This guy has somehow never heard the word used anywhere other than the widespread military usage and his own field. Weird that that’s the case, but given that starting point I don’t think it’s crazy for him to say “why are people in my field acting like we’ve fought in a war? Maybe we should chill and take ourselves less seriously”.

Obviously there’s the additional problems of not googling things before trying to make a public point, and apparently doubling down when corrected. But I see where a sufficiently sheltered person could get there at least.

crmsnbleyd ,
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I think this is it, lol. The confidence is still really funny, it’s like they didn’t ask a single person before making the post.

crmsnbleyd OP , in This might be a more controversial one
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I would love if you all posted stuff here as well! I’m sure there’s no lack of content on LinkedIn

DeadNinja , in NSFL
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Can clearly see the Salmonella grinning from inside of that…enclosure…

ech , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Just missing “Make sure to wipe promptly so as to avoid rashes”. Fucking hell.

Rooty , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
  • Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
  • Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
  • Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
  • Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.
tacosanonymous , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Not just that but it sounds like a trafficking scam. No friends or family: wtaf?!

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

It weirdly says “remote”. 🤔

floofloof ,

You will be, once they’ve abducted you.

StereoTrespasser , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

So this guy basically needs a full-time mother.

elvith , (edited ) in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!

Any chance, that this CEO just got divorced and has no motivation to work and wants you to replace his wife and do his and his wifes tasks?

maid-like tasks as needed

Uhm… so, about that…

ZombiFrancis ,

The “no family or personal committments” part is even more concerning I think.

Very_Bad_Janet ,

Is that even legal to state?

ZombiFrancis ,

I think as a requirement it wouldn’t be an enforceable in a contract, which is why they’re referring to it as a preference or suggestion.

RizzRustbolt ,

More likely, Mommy and Daddy cut him off from their staff because of too many payoffs.

fmstrat ,

If this is real, someone’s bound to do it. Probably pays well, good travel, and basically write what you want on your resume. Just quit before the inevitable sexual harassment starts.

Th4tGuyII , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
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Starts off reasonable, drives off the cliff of down right crazy, all for the price of a "competitive salary"

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  • Th4tGuyII ,
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    Yeah, but if you're offering an actually competitive salary, more often than not you'd just state the salary because you know people would go for it...

    Especially because of the connotation of "competitive salary" has developed

    adrian783 ,

    honestly I feel like 250 to 300k is reasonable.

    CyberDine ,

    $140 an hour to be basically on call for a man child 24/7.

    FaeDrifter ,

    More like $28 per hour, because you’re working 168 hour weeks not 40.

    Honytawk ,

    It is a competitive salary paid in crypto

    RootBeerGuy , in Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck!
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    So they basically are getting the CEO job without getting compensated properly since they are “just” PA level. Fantastic.

    Hawk ,

    Pretty much every PA

    explodIng_lIme , in Has no idea how computer mouse works, but it doesn't prevent him from being a Linkedin Lunatic

    Try reading an online recipe with a potmeter scroll wheel

    steakmeout , in Let's do this 💪

    You guys keep falling for the same parody account.

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