NSFL ( lemmy.ml )

magnetosphere , 8 months ago

Nobody will remember them saving a few bucks. What they will remember are the sick days when this moron isn’t in the office.

explodIng_lIme , 8 months ago

I never ate as much sushi as I did while travelling. Expenses are there so you can focus on doing the work.

RootBeerGuy , 8 months ago

Guys, this is satire. And old, the guy posted it for comedy some time ago. Not seeing anyone calling this out, so just FYI. No need to get angry over this.

Kalkaline , 8 months ago

What a psychopath.

DeepFriedDresden , 8 months ago

If charging dinner to the company is going to tank your P&L, you've got much bigger things to worry about. And no, they ain't going to promote you because you saved them $30.

EatYouWell , 8 months ago

They’re not going to promote you specifically because you thought cooking chicken in a coffee maker was a good idea.

Although, I guess you could kinda sorta do sous vide in one of you had the chicken in a sealed bag.

TBi , 8 months ago

Generally I find the people who go all out (not overboard) on expenses get promoted before people who don’t. Shows a level of confidence that most management likes.

MindSkipperBro12 , 8 months ago

Another thing to consider: Are the ones that you’ve noticed get promoted tend to LOVE to say “yes” to management?

GetKebab , 8 months ago

I read this in the voice of Dennis Reynolds.

CurlyMoustache , 8 months ago

Heavy emphasis on sorta

hansl , 8 months ago

Just hope you don’t destroy the coffee machine and pay back the hotel for repairs, that’s gonna cost you more than dinner.

MissJinx , 8 months ago

oh it will! Will be promoted to dead employee

DeadNinja , 7 months ago

Can clearly see the Salmonella grinning from inside of that…enclosure…

LemmyIsFantastic , 8 months ago

Pretty obvious this was satire.

MonsiuerPatEBrown , 8 months ago

The Gervais Principle has labeled them as “clueless”

That is straight up Michael Scott doing business travel.