SexyTimeSasquatch ,

This guy is management material. Which is to say, he is a dipshit.

conditional_soup ,

In my experience, in the white collar world, corporates really don’t think twice about paying for this stuff.* In fact, they’d really prefer that you just use the company card instead of blasting stupid bullshit like this on social or making yourself sick. This person’s boss probably thinks they’re fucking insane.

*If you’re blue collar, you can usually get fucked. If they do much as buy you a Costco hotdog and soda, they’re going to complain and hold it over your head. Little Caeser’s hot-n-ready pizza is the definition of spoiling your workforce in that world.

DeepFriedDresden ,

If charging dinner to the company is going to tank your P&L, you've got much bigger things to worry about. And no, they ain't going to promote you because you saved them $30.

EatYouWell ,

They’re not going to promote you specifically because you thought cooking chicken in a coffee maker was a good idea.

Although, I guess you could kinda sorta do sous vide in one of you had the chicken in a sealed bag.

TBi ,

Generally I find the people who go all out (not overboard) on expenses get promoted before people who don’t. Shows a level of confidence that most management likes.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Another thing to consider: Are the ones that you’ve noticed get promoted tend to LOVE to say “yes” to management?

GetKebab ,

I read this in the voice of Dennis Reynolds.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Heavy emphasis on sorta

hansl ,

Just hope you don’t destroy the coffee machine and pay back the hotel for repairs, that’s gonna cost you more than dinner.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

oh it will! Will be promoted to dead employee

billwashere ,

Fuck this noise. I will use whatever I’m allowed to my advantage. Work trips are like mini vacations I don’t have to pay for.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I expense my cocaine and hookers.

billwashere ,

I work for the state so I haven’t figured this part out yet. I’m open to suggestions 😀

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What state?

Some are more open to it then others.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I got a $45 food stipend for lunch once. My lunch cost $30 (it was lunch AND dinner) and then tipped the restaurant $15.

I’m using 100% of it.

odium ,

Meanwhile I eat $30 meals when I’m traveling for work.

forgotmyusername ,

I don’t get to travel for work but schedule my biweekly telehealth therapy appointments for midday.

Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime. I talk to my shrink on company time.

PR3CiSiON ,

Where do you find $30 meals? Mine are all $60+

odium ,

I gotta submit my expensing for review, so I gotta keep it somewhat realistic or they’ll deny.

e_t_ Admin ,

I saw a YouTube video of a guy cooking a steak by wrapping it in aluminum foil and putting the hotel iron on top. But an iron gets a lot hotter than that warming plate, plus beef is less bad to eat undercooked.

ryathal ,

This would probably work fine, it might be a bit slow, but a coffee pot gets plenty hot to cook chicken. My main concern would be the lack of fluid increases the chances that pot breaks.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sous vide then?

ryathal ,

More like poached or simmered.

Kowowow ,

through in a bit of cream cheese and you could have something not bad

schnokobaer ,

The hot plate 100% has a safety switch that turns it off at a couple degrees above boiling. So it won’t break but it also won’t sufficiently cook the chicken with pieces this large…

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

That’s what freaked me out the most - how thick the cut is.

This isn’t beef. You can’t cook chicken medium rare and expect things to be okay.

Sinnerman ,

"Chunky" chicken soup in a can just costs a couple dollars, you could try heating that in a coffee pot. Add some fresh cherry tomatoes and canned fruit and you have a good meal.

PR3CiSiON ,

I’ve made grilled cheese like this before. Works decently.

ZILtoid1991 ,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

When the grind makes you risk food poisoning...

i_am_not_a_robot ,
@i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk avatar

Enjoy your salmonella.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

That’s chicken, not salmon.

/s

PR3CiSiON ,

The chicken of the river, and sea

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