georgetakei ,
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I can assure you, that instinct never goes away 😂

janisf ,
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@georgetakei
CBT is when you convince yourself your flesh is toxic to monsters--come & get me, b*!

(OMG it is so much f*ing work....)

selje ,
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@georgetakei
When the floor creaks at night... 🙄 🤨 😬

number6 ,
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@georgetakei

You can never be too careful:

"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"

MatthewChat ,
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@georgetakei

jaimevisser ,
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@georgetakei The monsters are furry (cats).

visionsofnapa ,
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@georgetakei It is also very important to close the closet door before going to bed.

BachelorTSW ,
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@georgetakei Neither do the monsters

kielkontrovers ,
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@georgetakei Those that faced real monsters cannot tell about it ;-)

davefischer ,
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@georgetakei I have a very early childhood memory of not wanting to stretch out my legs in bed, because my toes would be bitten by LOBSTERS.

cqd_sos ,
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@georgetakei
No monsters ever came here. The one bad experience I had was a friend's psychotic cat constantly going for my toes, whenever I happened to stick one of them out.

chessert ,
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@georgetakei

No concern for monsters here, but I learned out in the field during my time in the US Army: if my feet are warm, I'm warm. 😉

sortius ,
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@georgetakei to my understanding we still don't fully understand the urge to be under covers, and there's been many theories. Monsters is 100% as legit a reason as "we don't have fur" and all the other theories

Ae_Zillakatiefenndy ,

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