georgetakei ,
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Clever!

TanyaGKasim ,
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@georgetakei Hahaha! I'm not into dating apps, but this is clever!

TheNovemberMan ,
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@georgetakei Great, they think up the perfect saying app for me AFTER I'm happily married! 😂

prettyhuman ,
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@georgetakei
Is your dad a carpenter cos his clothes would look... No, wait a minute. Did hurt when you fell from the heaven and that's why your face looks like that? No is your dad an oyster cos I'd like to swallow you... that's not it. Fuck. Sorry I microdosed LSD but I think I overdid it, officer. So why was I being arrested again?

bartvdpoel ,
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@georgetakei They should have had that when I was 20.

howtophil ,
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@georgetakei It crashes on startup to protect you from yourself

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