georgetakei ,
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That would be quite the goodbye.

dreckeffekt ,
@dreckeffekt@techhub.social avatar

@georgetakei Is this some sneaky attempt at giving HP a sales boost? I mean I am sure the company will replace their piece of shit HP printers with the same model once everyone is finished unleashing their justified anger on these cheaply built pieces of gunk.

Still a lovely thought tho.

sivy ,
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@georgetakei The CEO's laptop

pait ,
@pait@mastodon.social avatar

@georgetakei The central administration building? That would be only fair, but would have undesirable consequences.

rainynight65 ,
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@georgetakei at my workplace, I am credited with coining the phrase "there will be a Dell-shaped hole in the window" because our Dell laptops are giving everyone trouble.

http ,
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@georgetakei This is clearly coming from someone who bought shares in HP.

PhilthyPierre ,
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@georgetakei
How big a crater is allowed?

huntingdon ,
@huntingdon@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei

The place would be empty.

CrypticMirror ,
@CrypticMirror@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei Remember: Human Resources have declared people just mobile equipment. That is why they call us resources. Swing by their office and let them know...

vgoller ,
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@georgetakei why not destroy Microsoft before they ruin your workday over and over in the first place?

gnoll110 ,
@gnoll110@ruby.social avatar

@georgetakei

In the Viking style? A pyre boat.

MatthewChat ,
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@georgetakei https://www.threads.net/@openlygaypets/post/C6hxUXTxh8b

grease ,
@grease@universeodon.com avatar

@georgetakei came for the PC LOAD LETTER, was not disappointed. Amazing results can be achieved by threatening to throw electronics into the pond, not sure if proximity to a pond is actually required. Needs more testing.

JamesWNeal ,
@JamesWNeal@mstdn.social avatar

@georgetakei Sorry, but at "piece of equipment" I saw my boot going right into my bosses balls.

cstross ,
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@georgetakei Is a manager a piece of equipment? Certainly they can be a tool …

prettyhuman ,
@prettyhuman@piipitin.fi avatar

@georgetakei
Office Space style baseball bat requiem for PC LOAD LETTER.
https://youtu.be/5QQdNbvSGok

Soupy51 ,
@Soupy51@mastodon.online avatar

@georgetakei
I'm old the Fax Machine would be toast.

kelleynnn ,
@kelleynnn@mas.to avatar

@georgetakei The printer scene in Idiocracy

iamKhris ,
@iamKhris@mastodon.hausofhomeaux.ca avatar

@georgetakei Nine out of ten office printers should be scared their life is about to end.

JosephMeyer ,
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@georgetakei
That would be the telephone. But it would more often be the person on the other end of the line, rather than the equipment, that caused the trouble.

markmason ,
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@georgetakei does MS Teams count as equipment and if so how do we destroy it?

CheapPontoon ,
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@georgetakei
Reactor #2 has given me fits.

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