arstechnica , 1 month ago Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip It's unclear what caused the retraction or how many threads have become displaced. https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip
It's unclear what caused the retraction or how many threads have become displaced.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
Blinxeto , 1 month ago @arstechnica There’s a fucking surprise!
@arstechnica There’s a fucking surprise!
ChemicalEyeGuy , 1 month ago @arstechnica There’s more than one kind of #BrainWorm in the #news today! 🧠🪱
@arstechnica There’s more than one kind of #BrainWorm in the #news today! 🧠🪱
prior_industry , 1 month ago @arstechnica A few threads have definitely become loose in ol Musk's brain.
@arstechnica A few threads have definitely become loose in ol Musk's brain.
dopeyeyes , 1 month ago @arstechnica I think the ‘trouble’ might be you’re not supposed to put stuff in peoples’ brains.
@arstechnica I think the ‘trouble’ might be you’re not supposed to put stuff in peoples’ brains.
ronanmcd , 1 month ago @arstechnica man runs ahead with wild business plan and ramshackle products in the absence of government safety or quality standards
@arstechnica man runs ahead with wild business plan and ramshackle products in the absence of government safety or quality standards
human3500 , 1 month ago @arstechnica Vldl I Could Never Have Foreseen This GIF
@arstechnica
Vldl I Could Never Have Foreseen This GIF
Brahn , 1 month ago @arstechnica this apartheid born silver spoon shitheel shouldn't be fucking with any living being's brains. Elon has demonstrated the worst traits in humanity and is absolutely an evil villain in the history of humanity.
@arstechnica this apartheid born silver spoon shitheel shouldn't be fucking with any living being's brains. Elon has demonstrated the worst traits in humanity and is absolutely an evil villain in the history of humanity.
mrcompletely , 1 month ago @arstechnica whomst among us could have foreseent it WHOMST I ASKS YA
@arstechnica whomst among us could have foreseent it
WHOMST I ASKS YA
JSharp1436 , 1 month ago @arstechnica Reminds me of someone else who, years ago, liked to experiment on living subjects
Reminds me of someone else who, years ago, liked to experiment on living subjects
yunchtime , 1 month ago @arstechnica if you want part of your brain chewed up, a worm has got to be the less expensive option. so RFK Jr has got Elon beat on that one.
if you want part of your brain chewed up, a worm has got to be the less expensive option. so RFK Jr has got Elon beat on that one.
AndyGER , 1 month ago @arstechnica Collateral damage for Elon Musk ...
@arstechnica Collateral damage for Elon Musk ...
allenmichie , 1 month ago @arstechnica Who could have possibly predicted this?
@arstechnica Who could have possibly predicted this?
cawer , 1 month ago @arstechnica I don't want to say I said it. But: I said it. Anyone who lets Elon access their brain should seek completely different medical help.
@arstechnica I don't want to say I said it. But: I said it. Anyone who lets Elon access their brain should seek completely different medical help.
Eka_FOOF_A , 1 month ago @arstechnica The brain is not fixed in the skull, but the device is fixed to the skull. May need some redesign.
@arstechnica The brain is not fixed in the skull, but the device is fixed to the skull. May need some redesign.
richarddegenne , 1 month ago @arstechnica Who would've thunk!
@arstechnica Who would've thunk!
ScottE , 1 month ago @arstechnica Was the malfunctioning chip the dead brain worm?
@arstechnica Was the malfunctioning chip the dead brain worm?